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Postby Dominick » Apr 17th, '07, 17:36



Why not try hypno-therapy? Or the self-hypnosis stuff? Just because it doesn't work for me and my constant barrage of pretzels, doesn't mean it won't work for you! :lol:

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Postby Beardy » Apr 17th, '07, 19:18

haha - well so far today iv had a twing of an elastic band, a bar of guylian chocolate, 4 twixes, a snickers, and am eating a yorkie...

well...iv had worse days.......

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Postby monker59 » Apr 17th, '07, 23:34

Dominick wrote:Why not try hypno-therapy? Or the self-hypnosis stuff? Just because it doesn't work for me and my constant barrage of pretzels, doesn't mean it won't work for you! :lol:


Maybe you should call Derren Brown. :lol:

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Postby IAIN » Apr 18th, '07, 12:08

switch to exlax chocolate... :wink:

biscuits...dirty, dirty biscuits...suitable for all occasions and instances...bad, bad invention...boasters have absolutely no chance...

nor do those mint matchstix...or maltesers...if they ever invent a twix with raisins in it, i think i shall die eating them...

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Apr 18th, '07, 12:52

biscuits are evil things, placed on earth by the devil to tempt us :D

They're worse than chocolates for me, or the worst of all, chocolate hobnobs. mmmm I can eat a whole packet of those in an evening if I get the chance

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Postby Beardy » Apr 20th, '07, 16:21

iv started to limit myself to three (actually...i feel like another...lets make that four) chocolates a day :P

at the end of the month ill put it down to three :D

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Apr 20th, '07, 16:29

I managed to get through a big bag of jelly babies last night. Not chocolate but just as bad

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Postby monker59 » Apr 20th, '07, 18:49

I don't know if you have a youth group like this in Europe or Canada, but in the U.S. we have Girl Scouts. And every year they sell these "Girl Scout Cookies". They are so freaking good! They have mint patties, peanut butter sandwiches and so many more! I usually buy three boxes of peanut butter sandwiches every year and eat them all in about a month.

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Postby ninjacd » Apr 22nd, '07, 15:18

I like the band idea around your wrist ween yourself off if your parents are addicted to chocolate or really like it I say you do it together and make sure you Really REALLY wanna do it
That's how I got my mom to stop smoking
Me on the other hand I'm a fattening foods aholic
Foods that are good for you-gag
bad for you-MINE!!
When I don't have any I go crazy

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Postby ian69 » Apr 22nd, '07, 21:44

This worked for me for 18 months!

Chocolate tastes of dead babies. It does, really. Not just any dead baby but one I saw in the Ganges. It had been in the water for a while and was floating between a boat and jetty. It was grey-white and looked terrible. Well that's what chocolate tastes like. Why would you want some? It really tastes of dead babies.

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Postby monker59 » Apr 22nd, '07, 22:52

You have a sick mind. But your theory seems like it would work.

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Postby The Magic Attic » Apr 22nd, '07, 22:57

Cheese n Onion Disco's mmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh and Jaffa cakes :P Although not at the same time lol

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Postby ian69 » Apr 24th, '07, 08:57

monker59 wrote:You have a sick mind. But your theory seems like it would work.



Well Paul McKenna suggests a "feeling" mouthful of hair. It's whatever works. The baby thing wouldn't work for most because it is outside their experience. As for the sick mind, you're probably right. Once you've seen truckfuls of bodies you tend to view things differently. I can't recommend it.

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