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ewww you boys are horrible!!!!

Dragging my nice, pink and fluffy posts down to your low, dirty depths

stop pretending its not true lomster...

It so isn't true. I'm a lady and we don't do disgusting things like that.

its true its all done by osmossis, thats why ladies shave there legs.
i'll get my coat.

Yes! Yes! Pink and fluffy!

I've been getting really sick of my phone. The touch screen I thought was cool makes it super difficult to text 1-handed or whilst walking, and damn near impossible when you've had a couple! But it wasn't that long ago since I upgraded, and Orange won't budge... not even any of the online companies could help me out.
But just as I hung up on the last people I thought could help, I got a cold call from some obscure company, telling me they'd pay off the rest of my contract, plus they can do me the phone I wanted for free. I'll have it by the end of the week.

SCORE!

Hmm, it's depressing that no one has had anything Pink and Fluffy to shout about since I last wrote...! In an update, I got my phone (Samsung D900) and it's the mutt's proverbial

But today's P&F is a resolution to what was a G&S, if you know what I mean! My keyboard suffered a red wine malfunction last week (anyone wondered why most of my recent posts have been one liners when I'm usually so verbose?!), and I ordered a nice one from eBay from a seller who said they were based in a post office and could "dispatch seconds later".

1 week later, nothing, no reply to emails, so I request their contact info and give them a call. The response? "Sorry mate, we haven't checked our eBay stuff in weeks!". They'd also sold out of keyboard I wanted.

Thankfully, they had another (that's actually slightly nicer and matches my monitor much better!), and sent it out special delivery...

Meaning I can now bore you all to death again with my massive posts! And, y'know, do some work...! Best of all, this new, slightly better keyboard is spill-proof.

Pink and Fluffy due to getting a new job! Will now be working in a bowling alley instead of a cinema. A lot of the staff and managers treat me terrible but still rely on me , so its really funny to watch them all going crazy now that iv handed my notice in.

And also im spending a few days away,concentrating on nothing but magic. Absolute bliss:D

Its the weekend yay!!!! nuff said

I'm gonna head out later for a pub crawl.

I've also got some despensible cash coming my way soon so I think I'm gonna have a serious case of CUPS

very very, pink and fluffy here. I've just saved over £100 on my car insurance. Now, what can I spend that on?

Let me guess- shoes? some new clothes? something pink?

Lady of Mystery wrote:very very, pink and fluffy here. I've just saved over £100 on my car insurance. Now, what can I spend that on?

cleaning goods? two wheels for dave's bike?

oooh i predict something purple, a top, boots and a bag...but enough about what i intend to buy myself...

though, for £60, i'd recommend to you lomster, the new osterlind dvds...but sssshhh dont tell anyone else...

WHAAAAAAAAT?! There are new Osterlind DVDs?!

Suddenly I'm feeling pink and fluffy.

abraxus wrote: two wheels for dave's bike?

£100 wouldn't even get me a spoke, the ones he's got cost over £1000 Although he as very pleased with the tyres I bought him.

I'll take a wander up town and see what I can find.

Farlsborough wrote:WHAAAAAAAAT?! There are new Osterlind DVDs?!

Suddenly I'm feeling pink and fluffy.

Yes... and they're pretty much marvellous.

I would LOVE to do a review, but I'm going to be stocking and selling them, so a review would seem biased

i'll be attempting a review, but in the snobby and obviously cravat wearing Mentalists only section...unless someone else beats me to it...