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heard this on the bus the other day and thought it was ace

a bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest when they stumble across an old lamp, the bear gives it a rub and a genie pops out.

"you are my masters" says the genie "i will grant you both 3 wishes"

"right" says the bear " in that case i wish that all the bears in the forest were female"

*poof* and it was done "excellent says the bear putting on his best cologne

the rabbit thinks for a minute and says " i wish i had a motorbike"

*poof* and there was a motorbike

"a motorbike?...." says the bear bemused "anyway, i wish that all the bears in the Country were female"

*poof* and it was done, the bear rubs his hands with glee

the rabbit turns to the genie and says " i wish... i had a crash helmet"

*poof* and the rabbit was holding a crash helmet (with little holes for it's ears)

the bear looks at the rabbit "your a wierdo! anyway i wish that all the bears in the WORLD were female"

*poof* and it was done

the rabbit puts on his crash helmet, slowly mounts the bike starts the engine puts it into gear and says....

" i wish the bear was gay" Zooooooooooooom!!!!

Haha never heard that one before.

Love it

I love that joke.

Haha brilliant. I love hearing someone tell a funny joke on a bus, always try holding back the laughter!

Figo wrote:heard this on the bus the other day and thought it was ace

a bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest when they stumble across an old lamp, the bear gives it a rub and a genie pops out.

"you are my masters" says the genie "i will grant you both 3 wishes"

"right" says the bear " in that case i wish that all the bears in the forest were female"

*poof* and it was done "excellent says the bear putting on his best cologne

His?

his what? you might want to try posting more than one word if your want someone to understand what your on about

He - a bear in the forest - wished that all bears in the forest were female.

yes thats right

sorry i don't understand your point ?

Well he's no longer a he, is he?

it's a joke man!

just out of curiosity how many motorbike riding rabbits do u have round your area ?

if he is now gay he won't be interested in a world full of female bears now would he.

I guess the bear-lines should really read "I wish all the OTHER bears in the forest/world were female"

...and you should see the motorbike my rabbit's got - it's awesome

A rabbit on a motorbike is nothing. It's those hedgehogs on vespas that really stand out.