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A joke

Postby Figo » May 7th, '07, 00:10



heard this on the bus the other day and thought it was ace

a bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest when they stumble across an old lamp, the bear gives it a rub and a genie pops out.

"you are my masters" says the genie "i will grant you both 3 wishes"

"right" says the bear " in that case i wish that all the bears in the forest were female"

*poof* and it was done "excellent says the bear putting on his best cologne

the rabbit thinks for a minute and says " i wish i had a motorbike"

*poof* and there was a motorbike

"a motorbike?...." says the bear bemused "anyway, i wish that all the bears in the Country were female"

*poof* and it was done, the bear rubs his hands with glee

the rabbit turns to the genie and says " i wish... i had a crash helmet"

*poof* and the rabbit was holding a crash helmet (with little holes for it's ears)

the bear looks at the rabbit "your a wierdo! anyway i wish that all the bears in the WORLD were female"

*poof* and it was done

the rabbit puts on his crash helmet, slowly mounts the bike starts the engine puts it into gear and says....

" i wish the bear was gay" Zooooooooooooom!!!!

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Postby Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser » May 7th, '07, 00:22

Haha never heard that one before.

Love it :lol: :lol:

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Postby monker59 » May 7th, '07, 03:07

I love that joke. :lol:

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Postby LeftEye » May 7th, '07, 11:54

Haha brilliant. I love hearing someone tell a funny joke on a bus, always try holding back the laughter!

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Re: A joke

Postby edd » May 9th, '07, 14:31

Figo wrote:heard this on the bus the other day and thought it was ace

a bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest when they stumble across an old lamp, the bear gives it a rub and a genie pops out.

"you are my masters" says the genie "i will grant you both 3 wishes"

"right" says the bear " in that case i wish that all the bears in the forest were female"

*poof* and it was done "excellent says the bear putting on his best cologne


His?

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Postby Figo » May 9th, '07, 15:57

his what? you might want to try posting more than one word if your want someone to understand what your on about

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Postby edd » May 9th, '07, 15:58

He - a bear in the forest - wished that all bears in the forest were female.

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Postby Figo » May 9th, '07, 16:00

yes thats right

sorry i don't understand your point ?

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Postby edd » May 9th, '07, 16:01

Well he's no longer a he, is he?

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Postby Figo » May 9th, '07, 16:06

it's a joke man!

just out of curiosity how many motorbike riding rabbits do u have round your area ?

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Postby magicdiscoman » May 9th, '07, 16:10

if he is now gay he won't be interested in a world full of female bears now would he. :?: :lol:

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Postby Rob » May 9th, '07, 16:10

I guess the bear-lines should really read "I wish all the OTHER bears in the forest/world were female" :wink:

...and you should see the motorbike my rabbit's got - it's awesome :lol:

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Postby monker59 » May 9th, '07, 20:37

A rabbit on a motorbike is nothing. It's those hedgehogs on vespas that really stand out. :lol:

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