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by **greedoniz** » May 18th, '07, 10:04

Isn't there some kind of school where they are sent? Where they learn the torah and how to......sorry I misread the title

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 18th, '07, 10:13

what's a rabbits favourite book?

The Hoppit

:lol:

by **IAIN** » May 18th, '07, 10:15

if you go ahead with training the rabbit..may i suggest you teach it to skin itself, and leap into a baking tray? tutor it to go to sleep in gravy, with a pastry blanket too...

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 18th, '07, 10:24

awwww Abraxus!!!!! That's really not nice, poor little bunny

by **seige** » May 18th, '07, 10:26

Funnily enough, I ran over a rabbit this week.

Obviously hadn't been trained.

by **greedoniz** » May 18th, '07, 10:27

awwww Abraxus!!!!! That's really not nice, poor little bunny

I have to disagree entirely!!

Rabbit with a lovely thick gravy is very nice indeed

by **IAIN** » May 18th, '07, 10:32

...and i make a point of only eating cute animals...

people dont mind slaughtering cows cos they're not cute enough..but dont touch the rabbits or deers!

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 18th, '07, 10:39

rabbits are way too cute to eat, I'll eat most things but not a rabbit

by **IAIN** » May 18th, '07, 10:40

get 'em in the pot quick smart lomster...its the way forward trust me...

budgies are quite nice too...satay budgie...

by **greedoniz** » May 18th, '07, 10:47

snaring dolphins in nets and then pan frying them.....finger lickin' good

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 18th, '07, 10:49

You ever try that with my ickle bunny wabbit, and I'll have you in that pot :twisted:

Budgies, I wouldn't have thought you'd get much meat out of one of those

by **bananafish** » May 18th, '07, 12:32

I don't know about training a rabbit, but I can hypontise a chicken...

by **monker59** » May 18th, '07, 22:23

Also, if you aren't able to do magic with a rabbit, you could always turn a car into a driveway. :wink:

by **Django** » May 20th, '07, 03:12

abraxus wrote:...and i make a point of only eating cute animals...

people dont mind slaughtering cows cos they're not cute enough..but dont touch the rabbits or deers!

Personally rabbits and deer aren't cute enough for my taste. I exist on a strict diet of otter, hedgehog, and baby ducklings.

I tried puppy dog once (by accident) but found it too greasy. There was an asian kaboob vendor selling them outside Dolphin stadium in Miami for a while before he got arrested. Some people were pretty mad.

Oh, yeah! Training rabbits. I had two rabbits and had a hard time training them and then the neighbors dogs came into our yard, knocked their pens over and ate them. :cry:

Poor Happy & Hopper.

by **Danmagic107** » Jul 27th, '08, 19:05

any1 have any suggestions on how to approach tables any opening speeches????????? thank you

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How the heck do you train a rabbit?

approaching tables?????????????

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