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...and I'll re-direct my box accordingly (I can do that, since my rupture yesterday )

Don't forget these ones:

'because im a man, you will keep yourself young, beutiful and tasty for me long after we get married.I, on the other hand, can give up all that romantic nonsense i had to do just to get you into bed with me'

'because im a man, i have an instinctive drive to google other potential totty. Being drunk is a perfectly acceptable reason for trying to cop a feel of your mates. However, if i catch you looking in the vague direction of another man, I am perfectly justified in immediatly dumping you for a yonger model and spreading the word about that your a 2-bit w****'

'because im a man, i will not get up in the night to feed the screaming baby. If i was meant to help with child rearing , evolution or God would have given me breasts....Anyway, it was you who wanted a baby, not me so you've brought in on yourself'

'because im a man, i will spend 2 hours on the toilet reading a paper if i want to. A woman will spend 2 hours in the bath and then more time getting dressed for a night out, so let me have the bathroom first'

'because im a man, i will drop my dirty clothes on the floor. Biologically im a caveman who doesnt think we should wear clothes at all (provided women look like page 3 models). My manly sweat will cause my clothes to decompose into the carpet, so why should i bother picking them up?'

Mandrake wrote:
6: Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a
whole show looking for it, blaming others living in the house, & yelling
because they are not desperately searching for it with the urgency it
requires.

My mom and sister just don't understand my need for the remote control at all. It's infuriating!