by Mandrake » Mar 22nd, '04, 19:22
Well this is really weird! She Who Must be Obeyed and I were away all last week having a totally underserved break and the Hotel we stayed at had evening cabaret. The featured performer on Wednesday evening was billed as a Comical Magician but nothing like Tommy Cooper. Oh what a great build up! In fat the guy's name was Mel Mellor (or Mellors, couldn't hear the intro all that well) and his act was fantastic - obviously well honed on the Hotel cabaret circuit and consisted of basic magic tricks interweaved with a lot of gentle fun-poking at the audience (I see the ladies are all wearing jewelry - so right of you not to wear the good stuff in this area). He selected one of the ladies (at least 70 years old as far as I could estimate!), asked her name, and did some jokey bits of patter with her. Right in the middle he did ID and his patter was along these lines:
I enjoy doing shows at these hotels as they always get me to arrive the day before and they give me a room free of charge. Mind you, I never sleep all that well, I was awake until four am this morning and, to while away the time, I just did a few card tricks for my own enjoyment but I left the deck (produces deck and tables it) with one card reversed. He then looked at his previously selected lady - 70 year old Gladys or whatever - and said, Gladys, I bet you can't guess which card is reversed. Go on, have a guess. Gladys thought a while and said The King of Hearts. Oh dear, said Mel (opens card box and riffles through deck), the only way for anyone other than me to know which card was actually reversed was for them to be to be in my room at 4am this morning (lots of Kenneth Williams type innuendo and face pulling at this point). Now you know you weren't in my room and I know you weren't in my room but (produces the reversed KH) will anyone else believe us?
It went over extremely well and I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing even though it was a regular sized deck and it was in a cabaret area - Mel just took the single card to Gladys and her immediate cronies who confirmed the card was the right one.