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Nothing is better then my slightly worn playing cards £150 a deck. Or my flamming shoe lace of death.

Freddie old bean I have a question. Should I only perform my card magic naked bathed in moonlight on Bodmin moor? While the moon is in the 8th accendent and the 24 decedent at the same time. And how much do you sell you PYSKOSPEGHETTI COTTON BUD for?

FRK wrote:I NEED ADVICE

and I am told you can help..

My wife and I are not getting on, she disapproves of the lap dancer I had move in with us.. what can I do ??

EXERT YOUR MANHOOD with my psychic viagra mat. Only $1200 with a cartoon peni$ printed on it.

Markdini wrote:Nothing is better then my slightly worn playing cards £150 a deck. Or my flamming shoe lace of death.

Freddie old bean I have a question. Should I only perform my card magic naked bathed in moonlight on Bodmin moor? While the moon is in the 8th accendent and the 24 decedent at the same time. And how much do you sell you PYSKOSPEGHETTI COTTON BUD for?

Only $1200. For naked withcraft magick you can buy my PSYCHOTROPIC BIRTHDAY SUIT WITH A MAGNET ATTACHED for $1200.
Send me your email address and I'll fill up your inbox for the rest of your days...

Lord freddie

I have recently come up with an idea for a magic tv stunt in the realm of vanishing an aeroplane or levitating from building to building.

It is a transpostion I like to called "Pervert to playground"

How do I market and sell this effect?

greedoniz wrote:Lord freddie

I have recently come up with an idea for a magic tv stunt in the realm of vanishing an aeroplane or levitating from building to building.

It is a transpostion I like to called "Pervert to playground"

How do I market and sell this effect?

I believe that a similar stunt has been performed in Vietnam by a Mr Gadd.
The best way to market it, is to set up a really cheap looking, free website and then spam every magic forum you can by talking gibberish and being hostile to anyone who replies to you. Also, you need an ego the size of Michelle Mcmanus' ar$e and should mention your products at every opportunity, even if the thread is about something entirely different.

I recently gave this advice to a gentleman and it's worked wonders for him.

Thanks Lord freddie your the best.

Once I've worked out nonce to maternity ward I may wait to release both as a booklet

Nonce effects are big at the moment. They're the new mentalism.
Delluisionist have a new DVD out featuring four hours of nonce colour changes.

Lord Freddie wrote:Nonce effects are big at the moment. They're the new mentalism.
Delluisionist have a new DVD out featuring four hours of nonce colour changes.

how much??

Also wondering how much Fire House is? (The one where you light your house on fire with just one finger)

Dear Uncle Fred

I have been toying with a new effect based on Rostami's 'Cosmos' trick. Not with asteroids, but mine's called haemeroids.

You may have guessed, it's a trick involving grapes. Piles of them.

Try as I might, I cannot put my finger on what is wrong. It is like an itch I can't scratch.

I asked my friend Farmer Giles for help, but he just said it seemed like a pain in the bum.

Now... where I need your help:

1. As you can see from my profile, I am a nobody, so it's hard to get credibility

2. From what you've read do you think this is a great idea, but it would seem nobody takes any notice. Is BOLD AND CAPITALS LIKELY TO HELP ???

PLEASE MEN LISTEN

I have performed for the Queen of Sheba, Prince Harry and 'Roy' from Coronation Street. I stopped their watches with a discount PK ring I made from a pig anus and some cilit bang.
You can do the haemorroid effect with my MENTAL MENSTRUAL MAT which only works once a month and is tempremental beforehand due to the psychokinetic discordance of Ringo Starr's magnetic foreskin.
It only costs $120909. I can send you a very poor quality video featuring a man who looks like Paul Shane gone to pot ar$ing about with a magnet.

Iss good ja?

It's really cheap. But apparently you don't sell it anymore...

WHY YOU TELL ME THIS MEN?????? ALL YOU DO IS ARGUE AND JUMP ON EVERYONES BACKS WHEN YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME AND MY ADVICE. YOU ARE ALL FAIRIES AND NINCOMPOOPS AND WILL NEVER BE AS GRAND AS MY POOR URI GELLER TRIBUTE ACT


I will now send this post to 12 lucky people as a PM and then copy and paste it so I can start five other threads all using my various names and logins. Arrogant Cnut (sorry for my poor spelling) is one of them.

Should a guy kiss a girl on the first date?

Thank you in advance for your insight and wisdom.

Mike.

Lord Freddie wrote:WHY YOU TELL ME THIS MEN?????? ALL YOU DO IS ARGUE AND JUMP ON EVERYONES BACKS WHEN YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME AND MY ADVICE. YOU ARE ALL FAIRIES AND NINCOMPOOPS AND WILL NEVER BE AS GRAND AS MY POOR URI GELLER TRIBUTE ACT


I will now send this post to 12 lucky people as a PM and then copy and paste it so I can start five other threads all using my various names and logins. Arrogant Cnut (sorry for my poor spelling) is one of them.

PM it to me!!!! PM it to me!!!!!!

Lord Freddie wrote: and some cilit bang.

Is this a typo

I'm sure it's not spelt like that