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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Feb 11th, '08, 23:45



Darrel wrote:Moodini wrote:

"when you look at yours, does it look obvious to you, yet nobody else ever sees it?"


Damn you beat me to it!!!!

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Postby Whalemeister » Feb 12th, '08, 15:00

here's another one that made my 'inner 12 year old' giggle

Lady of Mystery wrote:the balls end up getting stuck in the cup, not good.


Sounds painful! :oops:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Feb 12th, '08, 15:05

I'm just disapointed that only one line from the post made it in here :D

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Postby Marvo Marky » Feb 13th, '08, 14:46

Tomo wrote:Oooooh! Marky

You're quite welcome.

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Postby Beardy » Feb 13th, '08, 17:07

Lady of Mystery wrote:I'm just disapointed that only one made it in here :D


:shock: You generally have more than one in there???

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Postby Adrian Morgan » Feb 14th, '08, 07:00

Following up to a post that should have been posted here in the first place:

LazyMagicBlogger wrote:
mark lewis wrote:However if I work a "lump up" then it takes me around 7 minutes.

You can get pills for that. I'll forward you some emails.


But unless I'm very much mistaken, Mark said it takes seven minutes before he finishes, not before he starts, isn't that so?

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Feb 22nd, '08, 17:26

Lady of Mystery wrote:best thing to do in those situations is just take a deep breath and swallow


:shock: thanks for the tip Lady of Mystery

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Feb 22nd, '08, 17:28

you can't use diliberate innuendos, that's just cheating :D

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Feb 22nd, '08, 18:20

Wasnt really reading the post I took it from so didnt know soz...

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Postby kolm » Feb 26th, '08, 19:27

Lady of Mystery wrote:No need to go exposing ourselves :oops:


Indeed not!

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Postby Flash » Feb 26th, '08, 20:52

Lord Freddie wrote:The anil varnish thing didn't work for me. It ended up flaking off and making the ring rust.


Oh my god!!! I almost wet myself when I read this misprunt...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Farlsborough » Feb 26th, '08, 22:51

:lol: That's a prize winner! :lol:

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Postby RobMagic » Mar 7th, '08, 11:30

Magic Mark wrote:Need a nice neat box if your out working most nights!!!!



Yeah to watch for the police when you're stood on the corner, wouldn't want you getting arrested

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Postby Marvo Marky » Mar 7th, '08, 15:49

Lady of Mystery wrote:we have a girlie's section

My favourite part!
:D

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Postby Mark Waddington » Mar 7th, '08, 15:50

abraxus wrote:you should have your own pink and fluffy area :oops: :shock:



ROFL! :P

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