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Miss.Demeanour wrote:Does your multiplying shoe trick involve sneeking them into the house in small batches and then telling your hubby "Oh those old things, I'v had them for ages, just never worn them"!

you know that one too?

Yes dear.

I put it to you good Men and Ladies of Talkmagic and Beard that none other then Lady of mystery is the Newcastle coat bandit.

Sneaking clothes and foot wear in to the house in small batchies, under a coat. Ah I really should be in the old bill.

Miss.Demeanour wrote:P.S, Flash - Loved the Khakis

Thank you Miss Deameanor, I can tell from your comment that you frequent the Paris cat walks, and have realised that khaki is in fact the new... khaki.

However I am most hurt that you have failed to mention my magnicent whiskers, but then I suppose the sight of an englishman in khaki shorts is enough to put anyone's mind off the important issue of fine facial hair...

Welcome aboard old girl!!!

Flash my good sir,

May I respond post haste.

I apologise for my inexcuseable lack of aknowledgement of the superb moustache.

Yet, amidst the crowds on a fine february afternoon in blackpool, I became floundered by the display of such fine haute cauture khakis that, my eye for fine detail (normally reserved for paris fashion week) was not up to ones usual form.

I'm currently enjoying a bottle of white wine. Apparently it has a "long and satisfying finish".

Reason: I got a new fridge recently, and today it just occured to me that the fridge, being new, has never contained a bottle of wine. So I thought I'd do something about that.

I only have one bottle, so there's not enough for all of you. But who would like a glass?

Markdini wrote:I put it to you good Men and Ladies of Talkmagic and Beard that none other then Lady of mystery is the Newcastle coat bandit.

Ah yes and she also has the motive now.
Hmm. The pieces fit.

Oh aye, and hello Miss Demeanour.

That'll never stand up in court, it'll take much more than a coat to hide everthing under when I've been on a shopping spree.

Lady of Mystery wrote:it'll take much more than a coat to hide everthing under when I've been on a shopping spree.

Yes you'd look like one of those toilet roll holders.

That reminds me, a friend of mine discovered that his girlfriend had left her Ebay account open so he had a quick look. It turned out that she'd been buying shoes off of it and not telling him. He mentioned it to her and he discovered that she'd bought SEVENTY TWO pairs of shoes off Ebay in the last few months, most of which she'd never worn.

seventy two!!! wow now even I think that's alot.

My dad had a friend who was a bit touched shall we say. He decided to nick a pair of shoes from the local shoe shop he made it all the way home and presented my Dad with two left shoes. My old man dragged him back to shop and put them back.

Adrian Morgan wrote:I'm currently enjoying a bottle of white wine

I only have one bottle, so there's not enough for all of you. But who would like a glass

?

Thanks for the kind offer Adrian, but I'm a red drinker myself.

Though I guess you have probably finished it by now!

Miss.Demeanour wrote:Flash my good sir,

May I respond post haste.

I apologise for my inexcuseable lack of aknowledgement of the superb moustache.

Yet, amidst the crowds on a fine february afternoon in blackpool, I became floundered by the display of such fine haute cauture khakis that, my eye for fine detail (normally reserved for paris fashion week) was not up to ones usual form.

Ah well.. I suppose your apology is accepted and my whiskers' honour is restored. After all a lady with an eye for world war 2 drill shorts can be excused all sorts of behaviour.

Miss.Demeanour wrote:I will come clean and admit, my husband is the magician of 30years+

Do we get to know the learned one's name - is he famous at all ?