Duplicity wrote:
Learn how to be a nice person balanced thoughtful person instead.
Absolutely right. There are enough people inflicting pain and misery without adding to this.
Live to be remembered for all of the right reasons.
How to start?
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by dat8962 » Nov 1st, '08, 18:40
Duplicity wrote:
Absolutely right. There are enough people inflicting pain and misery without adding to this.
Live to be remembered for all of the right reasons.
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It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by FairieSnuff » Nov 1st, '08, 19:03
Jean Eugene Roberts Wrote :
Not True !! we always leave our footprints ...
Fairie x
Avoid fairies at all costs what they give is fear, what they take is everything.
Not True !! we always leave our footprints ...
Fairie x
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by Jean » Nov 1st, '08, 19:38
FairieSnuff wrote:Jean Eugene Roberts Wrote :Avoid fairies at all costs what they give is fear, what they take is everything.
Not True !! we always leave our footprints ...
Fairie x
I'm afraid it is true. But I always thought you were a good person for snuffing fairies
Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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by Jean » Nov 1st, '08, 19:45
Darrel wrote:Jordan C wrote:MODS: SIN BIN????
Hope not.
While it isn't the type of magic we do, it seems to be a genuine mistake and has been an entertaining thread and interesting thread.
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I agree maybe we can make it a new forum 'The insomnia white page'
Want to be Lord Voldermort? Or just a seasoned Dark wizard out to give advice to young aspairing mages? Post here'
At the very least it would be an interesting read.
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by Ed Wood » Nov 1st, '08, 21:34
Dear Insomnia White, Do not listen to these people. They are charlatans and hypocrites. They take the dark arts (which are real) and turn them into a cheap form of entertainment for personal profit. They are the enemy and must be defeated. I can train you in all the forms of the dark arts you require and together we will rule the world. For further information please send £10,000 by pay-pal in 10 monthly installments to magicsrealhonestguv at dumbass dot com. In return you will receive a bi monthly newsletter detailing how to get girls to like you, how to defeat your enemies, how to avoid parking tickets, how to hypnotise in under 2 seconds (yeah, just like that derren bloke does on the telly cause he's real too, I taught him all he knows), how to be the dictator of your own country in three easy stages and much much more. Look forward to hearing from you.
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by Insomnia White » Nov 2nd, '08, 00:07
Ah, so all the magic is fakeDarrel wrote:Jordan C wrote:MODS: SIN BIN????
Hope not.
While it isn't the type of magic we do, it seems to be a genuine mistake and has been an entertaining thread and interesting thread.
Maybe locked at some time, but Sin Bin may be a tad harsh.
Insomnia, as you may have gathered, you have come to a forum where we entertain with magic, rather than the actual ritual practise of it. I find that people sometimes mix both up on ebay. Have a look on there, under
Collectables, Myths and magic( think there is something else as well?) Avoid magic props, instructions etc, but you may find some books, crystals and other items that may be what you are after. I don't honestly think you will find anything to eliminate people etc. There are plenty of white witches about, so maybe google that.
At least you know where to come back to if you decide you want to entertain people with magic, rather than use the practise of magic.
Remember though, no matter how much you believe in magic with potions and spells, you are unlikely to get any results.
There IS one spell that does work, which renders the user unable to stand.
You do need some specialised ingredients, which for safety reasons, I will not post.
You need to do the incantation while within reach of the person you wish to render unable to stand.
Again, I will miss out some of the words of the spell, for safety reasons.
The final line and action are:
"Look up there!"
Followed by a swift kick to the nuts.
Amazingly, it does work and the person is unable to stand for the next few minutes.
Hope this helps.
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