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Green and slimey because I may have sinus infection.

Green and slimey cause ive just stuck my fingers together with superglue but with a link plastic umbrella inbetween them (kids eh !). And now have sore pinkies from prising them together.

Worse bit - the friggin umbrella didnt stick together !

Now wheres the sellotape ..............

Fairie x

Green and Slimy because Oracle magic magazine shut down production.

Green and Slimey just because I'm Green and Slimey.


Despite this lovely weather... the last we're likely to get until next year...

Green and slimy because im massively overloaded with work all because of other peoples incompetance or laziness

Green and Slime because we're getting awful weather from three hurricanes, at least one of them hitting us.

Green and slimy because after god knows how long this thread has been going it only seems to be now that I realise that slimy does not have an E in it.

Someone forgot to turn the rain off. Will someone please turn the rain off? And I'm cold. Very cold. Bleh.

Man, I havent been well since I started uni:

Freshers flu
Chemistry cold
Psychology headache....
Nothin from Biology so far....
Its hard being a real man in a bacteria infested world!

Ended up babysitting my mums Wiermaraner dog today from 4pm until she came home. She told me shed be home by 9.30. She finally rolled in the door at 11.30. As soon as she walks in she starts shouting at me because he'd finished most of his dog food and I hadn't put him any more out.

My reason was that hes an incredibly greedy dog (as a lot of dogs are) and I dont know how much he usually gets. I didnt want to over-feed him (especially as hes a deep chested dog and they can suffer from a gastric torsion, which can be fatal).

So never mind that I walked him and did some house work for her while I was there, she thinks I was trying to willingly starve her poor 'little' dog. Since the idea of the Northern meet tomorow has been abandoned, shes decided Im going to her house tomorrow morning. Im thinking I should maybe turn up maybe around 2pm...........

Green and slimy .....
Tis the day from hell and i want everyone to know !!!!!!!!!

I do hope someone else is having a rotten day tooooo

Green and Slimy because we were broken into through my room at the weekend, and I'm still waiting for the hole they kicked through the door to be properly secured.

Oh yeah - we were broken into mid-October too. Guess we're just unlucky.

Also! What is it with people claiming copyright infringements on my magic videos?! Would Johnny Cash really, really have given two cr@ps about one of his songs (sorry - a small part of one of his songs) being used to accompany an amateur magician's coins through table routine?!

In the words of Gob from Arrested Development, "COME ON!"

<< passes farlesy the bottle ..... misery loves company ....

F x

Pour me a large one please Snuffles, spent most of this afternoon trying to sort out how many day's holiday one of our guys still has to take. We reckon none, he reckons one or two but we now have to go through all the e-mails and records since January 1st this year to see which days were taken and the reasons why - illness isn't classed as holiday of course but that's where the confusion lies. I wouldn't mind but we agreed a figure at the end of September and now he thinks it was wrong. Probably all because he just found out we aren't closing for almost 2 weeks over Christmas/New Year and he might have to come in to work on two or three days. We'll probaly spend most of tomorrow morning dealing with this, the VAT Return (and cheque!) has to be done by November 30th and the Auditor is arriving on Monday and my head hurtzzz.....

Passes the crate to Mr M >>>

F x