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Postby queen of clubs » Dec 7th, '08, 21:09



Lady of Mystery wrote:I was unhooking myself in the ladies...


An enduring image, Lommy...

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Postby Replicant » Dec 8th, '08, 16:42

magic-rich wrote:...I dont want to have to leave it in my draws anymore. Because this is such a nice piece of equipment...


And so modest, too. ;)

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Postby Mandrake » Dec 8th, '08, 16:59

If you've got it, flaunt it....

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Postby doyler35 » Dec 10th, '08, 15:06

dimabbq wrote:Have you ever performed ... finished with the climax, only to be met with cold, long, uncomfortable silence with the spectators among you simply unimpressed? Well i haven't!


Every Saturday night....

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Postby Jordan C » Dec 10th, '08, 16:49

You practice voyeurism every saturday? lol

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Postby Replicant » Dec 11th, '08, 10:35

themagicwand wrote:...Then I'll be bugging the DJ...


Was I the only one to misread that? My heart skipped a beat there, I don't mind telling you. :shock:

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Postby Jordan C » Dec 11th, '08, 11:24

FairieSnuff wrote:Ill have a quickie with ya though lol...

Who wants one then ...

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Postby Replicant » Dec 11th, '08, 12:59

bananafish wrote:...tossing something randomly into the audience...


Image

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Postby MagicBell » Dec 11th, '08, 21:18

Replicant wrote:
bananafish wrote:...tossing something randomly into the audience...


Image



:lol:

That doesn't look protective enough. Gloves and scarf may be needed.

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Postby Lawrence » Dec 12th, '08, 14:13

daleshrimpton wrote:but after she had 7 up, she felt fine :lol:

:shock:

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Postby kems » Dec 15th, '08, 14:04

Lady of Mystery wrote:my brothers always used to buy these massive great bangers when we went to france..


:roll:

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Postby Replicant » Dec 15th, '08, 16:44

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:Craig, Craig, Craig... (*sigh*)


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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Dec 15th, '08, 16:52

:lol: I haven't been bingoed in a while so...(no bingo on that post.)

Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Dec 15th, '08, 18:40

I have a general problem that my hands are always too dry to manipulate ...Is the any sort of cream or substance(preferably something i can find in my own home) that can fix this problem to make my hands have more grip.I've tried to moisteurise them but it doesnt really work at all for me.

Any suggestions?


Oh dear... Best of luck to you.

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Postby Lenoir » Dec 16th, '08, 18:25

daleshrimpton wrote:the flap might sit proud.they are nice though
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