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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Dec 16th, '08, 19:19



Farlsborough wrote:Ian, I suspect that anything you can buy legally in a western country such as the US will be no fun at all... :roll:


Apparently Farlsborough likes it a bit more exotic... ;)

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Postby sleightlycrazy » Dec 17th, '08, 00:50

Strep wrote:her arm was shaking so much as she tried to bend it


:shock:

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Postby Lawrence » Dec 17th, '08, 14:32

Lenoir wrote:Nice... Round... Member

How lovely.


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Postby Lenoir » Dec 17th, '08, 16:16

I've always been proud of myself :wink:

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Postby Replicant » Dec 22nd, '08, 18:02

Robbie wrote:It's also a slippery little beggar. Did you wax it or something?


Makes it more aerodynamic, don't you know.

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Postby Robbie » Dec 23rd, '08, 14:31

Replicant wrote:
Robbie wrote:It's also a slippery little beggar. Did you wax it or something?


Makes it more aerodynamic, don't you know.


Darn. I knew with that line I was leaving myself wide open for something... er...

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Postby cymru1991 » Dec 23rd, '08, 22:45

Replicant wrote:I'm beating off Lommy and Queenie with a stick.


hehehe sounds painful mate :D

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Postby daleshrimpton » Dec 24th, '08, 11:15

new usee Johnmac said....

it fills me with excitement to see an illusion pulled off


and on his first post too! The kinky swine :lol: :lol:

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Dec 24th, '08, 11:43

Magic-Illusion wrote:get eye contact with them while you are getting to your climax


Nuff said...

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Dec 24th, '08, 11:46

TylerMason wrote:Im going to be up at the crack of dawn


Who's Dawn?
And does she know you'll be that close? ;)

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Postby Replicant » Dec 26th, '08, 17:57

AnonymousZC wrote:The bit...is very loose, is it meant to be quite tight?


Preferably, yes.

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Postby Dirty Davey » Dec 27th, '08, 20:46

Robbie wrote:My telescope is enormous now that it's set up. Neither of us could believe it all came out of the box.


A problem I know all about

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Postby Robbie » Dec 29th, '08, 13:59

Sigh.

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Postby Replicant » Dec 29th, '08, 15:51

Robbie wrote:Sigh.


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Postby Replicant » Dec 29th, '08, 16:46

Grimshaw wrote:So while Santa may not have emptied his sack totally on my bed on Xmas morn, he didnt do too bad...


So there is some spunk in the old goat after all.

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