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Postby Lawrence » Jan 27th, '09, 18:30



Mr_Grue wrote:Swallow?

Closely followed by
Lady of Mystery wrote:as tempted as I am, I'm not going to ...Although I'm sure that sooner or later someone will.

That is just SO rude!

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Postby EckoZero » Jan 27th, '09, 18:53

Mr_Grue wrote:That's all three dogs covered then.


Am I jealous you have three women?
Or amused that you consider all of them "dogs"?
Who knows - either way, kudos to you for your stamina ;)

You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism

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Postby Mandrake » Jan 28th, '09, 16:11

Mark Waddington wrote:I dont do it as much since I got the infection a couple of years ago...
Best play it safe Mark :twisted: !

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Postby Mark Waddington » Jan 28th, '09, 16:20

The doctor gave me tablets and it changed back to its usual flesh colour :D

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 28th, '09, 16:44

TylerMason wrote:Always practice with a clean, blunt, smooth, lubricated, slim and SHORT impliment


I'm not sure that I even want to comment :shock:

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Postby Lawrence » Jan 28th, '09, 17:20

Lady of Mystery wrote:
TylerMason wrote:Always practice with a clean, blunt, smooth, lubricated, slim and SHORT impliment


I'm not sure that I even want to come :shock:


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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 28th, '09, 18:10

That's really not fair Lawrence, you horrible little man!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Postby flaw07 » Jan 28th, '09, 21:01

ROFL

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Postby IAIN » Jan 28th, '09, 22:14

Mandrake wrote:Nice little trunks there Iain!


I have been working out for you mr. mandrake :wink:

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Postby Jordan C » Jan 28th, '09, 22:32

Lawrence wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:
TylerMason wrote:Always practice with a clean, blunt, smooth, lubricated, slim and SHORT impliment


I'm not sure that I even want to come :shock:


that's effing brilliant!! :D

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Postby IAIN » Jan 28th, '09, 23:12

to be honest..i don't think it is...i think its quite poor...

anyone can edit someone else's quote...so what's the big hooray over it all?

*predictable quote coming next* :roll:

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Postby queen of clubs » Jan 28th, '09, 23:31

Michael Kras wrote:I definitely agree that a pink pull-down would be more desirable.


I knew you weren't Jewish!

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Postby IAIN » Jan 29th, '09, 01:37

babyshanks wrote:Can I ask where you learnt to put your little finger all the way through


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Postby bananafish » Jan 29th, '09, 09:26

daleshrimpton wrote:The technical name for this item, is a "blow book".
Yes - I have seen them on the top shelf...

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Postby FairieSnuff » Jan 29th, '09, 11:57

Magic Chris wrote :
LONG LIVE BENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Always knew you were a bender !..

F x :lol:

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