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dat8962 wrote:30 words of less Ian?

I guess I should've read the rules more carefully. But...since I can't win anyways....

THE CARDISTRY EPICENTRE
"The number one, most pretentious online company create artistry that will make you want to peel the skin off your face in anger - 23% more pretentious than Dan & Dave!"

IAIN wrote:THE CARDISTRY EPICENTRE
"The number one, most pretentious online company create artistry that will make you want to peel the skin off your face in anger - 23% more pretentious than Dan & Dave!"

Damn, that is pretentious.

Theory 11: your wallet will feel like its been hit by an earthquake.

We live for innovation in magic business strategies. We encourage imagination, anyone who can slightly change an ancient trick is alright by us. We challenge the ordinary, why use an ordinary trick when you can add in a bazillion extreme moves that will bore your audience to tears. We believe in pushing your wage envelope to the max. We love the adventure of whether or not we can con you into buying an old trick for exorbitant prices. We respect all of those that respect the art, with the exception of the poor saps who buy our products, and by the time they've spent money on our tricks they really will be poor saps.

theory11 began as a group of 11 individuals united in a strategic alliance under one goal, one mission, and one objective: to hold back the advancement of the art of magic.