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by **Wishmaster** » Jul 15th, '09, 15:35

IAIN wrote:you've done it again! my post was deliberately innuendo-ish as it was in reference to mr. grue's "worth spending a penny" joke...

another -1 sir...tsk tsk tsk

Sorry, but your point isn't valid. You failed to say "phnar" in the post, so tough titties!

by **IAIN** » Jul 15th, '09, 17:25

Mr_Grue wrote:My spray works fine on Bikes

you're a splash and dash man...

by **Mr_Grue** » Jul 15th, '09, 17:28

I hoped you would...

by **Wishmaster** » Jul 15th, '09, 19:22

Lady of Mystery wrote:you might want to give them a rub

If you insist!

by **IAIN** » Jul 18th, '09, 00:16

Wishmaster wrote:milked it for all it was worth.

and you, a married man!

by **IAIN** » Jul 19th, '09, 12:15

Wishmaster wrote:She didn't see the erm "thing", but I didn't cover the movements well enough to fool her.

by **Wishmaster** » Jul 19th, '09, 12:25

Git

by **Replicant** » Jul 19th, '09, 21:18

Marting wrote:i was playing around with "a pot of jam"

I've heard some euphemisms in my time, but that is disgusting. Next time she's rolling out the red carpet, leave it well alone!

by **FairieSnuff** » Jul 19th, '09, 21:52

Replicant wrote:
Marting wrote:i was playing around with "a pot of jam"

I've heard some euphemisms in my time, but that is disgusting. Next time she's rolling out the red carpet, leave it well alone!

You are SICK SICK SICK lolololol.....

f x

by **Replicant** » Jul 20th, '09, 16:54

rstudios wrote:Derren Brown...Even after putting on what must be a tiring show every night for months on end he still came (and presumably does so most nights)

The man obviously has the stamina of an ox.

by **Wishmaster** » Jul 21st, '09, 13:52

IAIN wrote:i now have a full beaver!

by **MagicalSmithy** » Jul 23rd, '09, 11:44

IAIN wrote:
Replicant wrote:old ladies are not as innocent as they appear to be.

every h**e's a goal...

You sicko that is my nan at teh root of that statement.

by **Mr_Grue** » Jul 23rd, '09, 12:12

The root, you say? :twisted:

by **Mandrake** » Jul 23rd, '09, 12:49

Tomo wrote:If this is possible, it's astonishing: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8164060.stm

which contains:

it expanded about a thousand fold in terms of the numbers of units to produce this almost frightening organ.

You do read some mucky stuff Tomo :wink:

by **MagicalSmithy** » Jul 23rd, '09, 15:24

Mr_Grue wrote:The root, you say?

Come out with it you Hentai!

Btw say what you want about my nan I wont do anything about it and I wont help you when she starts sending you pictures.

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