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Postby Ian McCarthy » Feb 10th, '09, 17:06

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Postby Mandrake » Feb 10th, '09, 17:10

:D :D :D

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Feb 10th, '09, 18:02

Beautiful headline!

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Postby Dominic Rougier » Feb 11th, '09, 21:30

Dr. Harlan Tarbell wrote:It would be an education for you to study the way Thurston and Devant handle children.


No! Not Devant! :(

(Tarbell Course in Magic, book 5 page 206)

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Postby Replicant » Feb 14th, '09, 00:08

Mind, Myth and Magick, page 196...

Given competent performance...the spectators come up after the show to kiss your ring...


:shock:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Feb 15th, '09, 19:28

From an MSN chat with Queen of Clubs

you know what, I'm going to demand something - get Dave, get a video camera in his hand, and get him to film you doing some stuff


Well there are some videos available on my 'other' website for a small fee. :D

Foodie chat and recipes at https://therosekitchen.wordpress.com/
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Postby daleshrimpton » Apr 29th, '09, 11:18

there is a splendid one on the front of this mornings Metro.
It's about Marco Piere White's restaurants.
it asks....


" EATING OUT.. Taste of heaven, or hell?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Robbie » Apr 29th, '09, 12:11

Love the thread, but could one of the mods correct the typo in the title? It's driving my editorial instincts crazy.

EDIT: Hooray! Thank you.

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Apr 30th, '09, 04:11

Headlines for today (No Joke):
11-Footer Stuns
Woman at Home

Neighbor's Phone Call Warns Her
See What Shows Up on Doorstep

Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby Mr_Grue » May 1st, '09, 15:24

Not sure you can bingo yourself, but:

the chicken has dishonourable discharge all over him.


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Postby daleshrimpton » Jul 3rd, '09, 09:58

by all accounts......

" people are cuing up to watch andrew murray's semi"


:lol:

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Postby Robbie » Jul 3rd, '09, 19:17

Last weekend the local "Get Active" health and fitness programme was holding an open day in the park. One of the organisers asked, "Where's so-and-so?" The reply was, "They're over by the playground looking for an opportunity to do something with the kids."

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Postby Robbie » Jul 3rd, '09, 19:38

Not sure whether it belongs here or in the magic bingo, but I managed to ask DB last night to "just pump the point up and down really hard"...

(It was a silver paint pen, by the way, that needed priming.)

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Postby daleshrimpton » Nov 6th, '09, 12:12

I thought i would share this..

British Home Stores christmas gifts,( and you can check this on line )

http://www.bhs.co.uk/mall/productpage.c ... 215/226043

are selling a gift package containing a cocktail glass, and other fancy ingreedients.

First, the set is called BOTTOMS UP , and second it contains something called RIMMING SUGAR.

I bet they had a chortle when they came up with that! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Ant » Nov 9th, '09, 17:17

daleshrimpton wrote:there is a splendid one on the front of this mornings Metro.
It's about Marco Piere White's restaurants.
it asks....


" EATING OUT.. Taste of heaven, or hell?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:


WINNER!!

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