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by **Replicant** » Nov 17th, '09, 14:09

Or a dream come true for some people.

by **Matthius88** » Nov 17th, '09, 14:14

Haha, good point! Different strokes for different folks! :lol:

by **Replicant** » Nov 17th, '09, 14:38

Matthius88 wrote:Different strokes for different folks!

Indeed.

by **IAIN** » Nov 18th, '09, 12:47

Replicant wrote:P'raps he swallowed a small child.

[quote="Talkmagic.co.uk"] The Dove's Head[/Talkmagic.co.uk]

by **Ted** » Nov 19th, '09, 13:22

Klangster1971 wrote:Can't think why I didn't think of that before - he had the bigger part!!!

You really must keep better track of these things. Some sort of little black book may be in order?

by **Replicant** » Nov 21st, '09, 00:28

JakeThePerformer wrote:Yes! So glad to see many others enjoying The Muppet

Gonzo, is it?

by **Replicant** » Nov 24th, '09, 18:29

Grimshaw wrote:I'm sure pcwells can testify that there is enough you can do with some cheap home editing software and a video camera these days

So that's why he walks funny.

by **Mandrake** » Nov 30th, '09, 16:56

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:My mouse has this funny little thing

Er, yes, quite possibly.....

by **daleshrimpton** » Dec 1st, '09, 10:21

Craig B....

this might be something fun to toss

by **Dirty Davey** » Dec 2nd, '09, 09:16

Lady of Mystery wrote:And remember, there's a prize for TM Member of the Year

by **kolm** » Dec 2nd, '09, 15:47

Lenoir wrote:Way too lazy to stick that in

You're not gonna get a girlfriend with that attitude

by **Ted** » Dec 3rd, '09, 16:28

A_n_t wrote:2. Santa emptying his sack.

Sorry...

by **Ant** » Dec 3rd, '09, 17:00

Ted wrote:
A_n_t wrote:2. Santa emptying his sack.

Sorry...

Don't be, it was clearly deliberate.

Christmas is a prime time for innuendo. My favourite Christmas Day game is playing the innuendo game with my wife's nan, aptly supported by my wife's father and brother.

Year before last she came out with the classic;

"I like to suck them off."

Referring to sugar on sugared almonds. We still laugh about it 2 years later.

by **Ted** » Dec 3rd, '09, 17:05

An elderly relative once referred in all innocence to a bisexual hairdresser (meaning unisex).

by **Mandrake** » Dec 3rd, '09, 17:07

My Father-in-Law always used Durex paint, he said it gave excellent coverage and he liked the Old English Sheepdog they used in the adverts....

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