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by **Matthius88** » Dec 3rd, '09, 21:23

Mandrake wrote:My Father-in-Law always used Durex paint, he said it gave excellent coverage and he liked the Old English Sheepdog they used in the adverts....

A friend of mine made the same bingo, saying "I to try all the different colours in the shop!"

I wouldn't want to work in that shop....

by **kolm** » Dec 6th, '09, 01:48

Chris Tennant wrote:Try playing with more balls, some work better than others.

I'm pretty certain that'll get you in trouble, Chris

by **Lawrence** » Dec 7th, '09, 18:46

Seriously Farlse, you actually wrote this! You filth!

Farlsborough wrote:I'll try to explain the technique;

gripping with only your index and thumb of each hand, hold the open end (duh!) in your mouth and gently stretch out the first inch or so with the other hand (stretching thins the wall of the rubber, making it easier to blow). Use only your cheeks (on your face... honestly...) to blow for this bit, i.e. bulge out your cheeks with air, then force it out through your mouth without opening your airway at all.

Hope that makes a tiny bit of sense!

by **Matthius88** » Dec 9th, '09, 23:30

Beardy wrote: ...for a student to use him he must be cheap!

by **bananafish** » Dec 15th, '09, 09:38

Craig Browning wrote:I want Ben Harris' "Little Man"... that's it!

Maybe - but this is a magic forum you know...

by **Replicant** » Dec 18th, '09, 15:32

daleshrimpton wrote:bend down and get some

You have to catch me first, my friend.

by **kolm** » Dec 20th, '09, 14:25

FairieSnuff wrote:And the important question is do you want the thing, or the thing the thing goes with ? cause the thing the thing goes with is a thing of beauty ... the original thing itself is just a clever little thing.

Just put the thing in the thing and we'll all be fine

by **daleshrimpton** » Dec 22nd, '09, 17:12

Tomo....

at your fingertips it's vital that you know how to handle misses

And, if it's your thing.. Misters too.

by **Mandrake** » Dec 22nd, '09, 17:17

Which reminds me of the old definition of a Mistress - halfway between a Mister and a Mattress... OK, coat, hat, byeee!!

by **Replicant** » Dec 22nd, '09, 17:37

Yano wrote:maybe i will try flashing the bottom and see if i get some results

I'm sure you will. Might get better results if you shave it first.

by **daleshrimpton** » Dec 23rd, '09, 11:27

Hardik wrote....

Just yesterday, my friends were lazing about alongside me started digging into my drawer full of decks. One of them tossed me

Naughty !

by **Replicant** » Dec 24th, '09, 02:37

Mandrake's chat-up line revealed...

Mandrake wrote:I have one of those double firing wands

by **daleshrimpton** » Dec 24th, '09, 09:00

spoonythegoon....

the friction would pull it off when you dragged your thumb across it

by **IAIN** » Dec 24th, '09, 17:21

Craig Browning wrote: supposed to get hit with nearly 10 inches

by **Mandrake** » Dec 27th, '09, 22:31

The Magic Herring wrote:kinda stopped for a while, but for some reason i've got the urge to start again

I know exactly how you feel (welcome back :wink:

!)

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