There can be all sorts of fun found at the Supermarket....
A few years back, our local Safeway (pre-Morrisons) were selling board games during the run-up to Christmas. On one particular trip I noticed that there was a copy of 'Cluedo' in the bargain-bin (you know, the place they sell the dented cans at a discount, etc...)
I wondered what could possibly be the reason for discounting the game, so wandered over to read the 'reason for discount' label. Now, either the guy who wrote this was completely unaware of what he was writing or his was, in fact, a comic genius.
The reason for discounting Cluedo, the classic game of mystery and suspense was listed as thus:
"Colonel Mustard is Missing"

That truly made my day, I thought they should be charging
double the price - now you've got two games in one; a murder mystery and a kidnap case!
Sean