The was a magician from worksop
Who was hiding a dove under his top
The dove was really a pidgeon
And it needed the toilet a smidgeon
So the magician ended up doing the hop!
lol sorry, it just came to me, as if by divine inspiration. Its what you get for letting an immature teenager onto the board
BTW, I think 'The Hop' is a dance, otherwise, the limerick is even worse than it appears.