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an ederly magician says to his wife "after all these years my tricks have been tried and true"
she says whats that you said dear... he repeats .."after all these years my tricks have been tried and true"
what did you say dear? he shouts "AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY TRICKS HAVE BEEN TRIED AND TRUE!"
she calmly says thats ok dear after all these years I'm tired of you too>

I havent heard but very few jokes to do with magic in anyway does anyone know of others? plz reply

Some good'uns here:
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EDIT: Many happy returns on the anniversary of you joining the forum!

thank you much, i didnt realise it was an anniversary date for me here thanks for pointing that out.
wow how time does fly thanks for the link as well i will check it out!