Excerpt from
The Dundee Evening Mail, May 30, 2003...
"Dundee traffic came to a standstill today as a low-flying helicopter jet was mysteriously drawn out of the sky and forced to land on a UPS parcel van. The van, driven by A. McUrriour, was mysteriously coated in spoons, bicycles and, more strangely, chicken bones.
When questioned, the pilot stated 'it was so strange, it was like some magical force had drawn me down... almost like, Land Here... Now!'
The van driver, Mr. McUrriour, is being treated in Dundee General Hospital for severe shock, and some nasty abrasions where the zip of his trousers was ripped from it's fastenings and sucked into the back of the van.
Police are still trying to clear up the debris from the accident, but it is rumoured that people are being 'mysteriously drawn' to the crash site in their vehicles and are unable to leave.
An eyewitness, Mr Mog, said "heh heh heh

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Police are holding him for questioning overnight, armed with soft-rubber coated batons."
