The bottom line is mate, that we as magicians are not here to impress other magicians.
There's very few close up tricks that experienced magicians don't know.
It's laymen we're here to impress.
And if you can impress someone like me (who isn't easily impressed by simple tricks...) then you're doing something right.
And yeah... yanks and aussies are mostly english anyway.
And "pom" is just the same as us calling you aussies and calling the Americans "yanks"

No offence meant... none taken

And I might even take you up on that offer

My dad also used to do this trick where you take a pile of jacks, a pile of queens, a pile of kings and a pile of aces and cut the deck several times and they all come back to the same piles. Very simle... and I use it myself sometimes but he did it again for me last night and it still made me smile.