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Stop arguing ladies.

Delude wrote:Stop arguing ladies.

No, no, this is luuuuuve!

I see a 14 year old child has joined us. Now I know why some mammals eat their young.

Oh, well observed Mark. I may be only 14 but it seems that the maturity you have is found in ages lower than me.

Mandrake, lock this thread.

mark lewis wrote:Jerome will be interested to know that there are actually FRENCH Irish in Canada. I was astonished to find this out and even people in Ireland don't know about it. It seems that during the potato famine thousands of Irish emigrated to Quebec where only frog language is spoken and they were forced to speak French (a most ungodly language).

Their French speaking descendants are still around and THEY think of themselves as Irish too! They all have Irish names and French accents. Most peculiar.

thanks for the rather pointless misinformation.

I see this is rather a snooty superior child. Methinks he should be doing his homework instead of being impertinent to his elders. Just as things were dying down and all was sweetness and light in France, Yorkshire and Toronto a posh little monster from Cambridge comes and stirs it all up again.

I bet he is known as the school sneak in his educational establishment. It should be remembered after all that he doesn't have to visit this thread. 14 year olds shouldn't be attempting to learn hypnotism anyway. Snakes and ladders might be a more suitable pastime for that age group I would have thought. Or perhaps doing very bad card tricks as I imagine he inflicts on the population of Cambridge on a frequent basis.

I was about to embark on more instruction on hypnosis before I was rudely interrupted. 14 year olds must learn to restrain themselves and not interrupt the class. This dispute was nothing to do with him anyway. He should mind his own business. I bet he grows up into one of those awful busybodies who become in charge of neighbourhood watches. Or perhaps he will become a traffic warden.

Which reminds me. Did you know that the first professional close up magician in Britain later became a traffic warden? His name was Mick Chardo. He opened the gates but he couldn't quite make it through himself.

But back to hypnotism. This interruption has reminded me of a very important piece of advice. Do not get people up on stage as a hypnotist if they are under 16 years old. They will be eager to volunteer but you really don't want 14 or 15 year olds on stage. They will lower the importance of what you do and you may get complaints from parents.

No. 14 year olds are anathema to stage hypnotists. Especially if they hail from Cambridge.

I see that Jerome is being rude again after I thought he had calmed down. I would have thought that he would have been interested in a little snippet of education about other things besides tattoos and long hair.

I would have thought that obscure information about Irish Frogs would be edge of the seat material.

Perhaps not it seems.

mark lewis wrote:I see that Jerome is being rude again

Dude, I'm French. Ain't I meant to be rude and arrogant??

mark lewis wrote:after I thought he had calmed down.

I am always calm and zen. Didn't you mention I looked like a hippy? maybe not, anyways.

mark lewis wrote:I would have thought that he would have been interested in a little snippet of education about other things besides tattoos and long hair.

Dude, you said it I have no education. So why would I be interested in it? Besides, why would I want it from a Scottish dude? I do not want anything to do with guys who don't wear undies. Too gay.

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Delude wrote:Mandrake, lock this thread.

Seconded. mate, but Mandrake's on holiday.

Lewis is clearly only here to revel in whatever trouble he can cause.

Just watch his reaction to this post, for instance.

yup..lets close the club gates on this subject, the answers have been given, the banter has died slowly like a camel in the sun...

its turning into WWF style posturing now and no longer funny....

Agreed. I am now bored with talking to posh 14 year olds and not so posh hooligans from France who use that dreadful Americanism "dude".

As for Tomo I rather think his presence would be improved by his absence.

I hope Mandrake is enjoying his holiday. Let us hope he has not gone to France, Yorkshire or Cambridge.

Cheerio everybody.

For a start, I'm not f*****g Posh! I freaking hope you leave this forum and go somewhere else, where you think your rudeness is accepted. Leave us all alone, its clearly you that have the problem, not anybody else on the forum. And what is your problem with french people? Thats just damn right horrible, did your Mother never teach you any manners? I suppose she didn't have time though, trying to get rid of you so fast. Or do you still live with her?



Suppose you don't like being insulted, so what the hell is point in doing it to others. Seriously, I hope you go. Do you know me? NO! Do you know Jerome? NO! Do you know Yorkshire Pudding? NO!
So stop assuming things, you obviously find what you say entertaining and seem like one of the sad people that laughs at their own jokes.


Stopy trying to insult everybody and just leave now. I never see you helping out o nthe forum, answering questions or anything, just arguing and being rude.

[I suppose now you'll just post back some more s*** about french people, people that live in yorkshire and 'A Snooty ickle posh schoolboy who seems to be more mature than you']

I'm off.

At first I thought Mark Lewis's comments were funny but the joke has worn thin (like his hair)
Mods please lock this thread

Period.

it would appear that this thread has run its course...