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Tell them you will pay them bck a £1 a week or something I would just to be awkard

Can I add to the list, being ignored by your best mate because hes got his first girlfriend,and their at it like rabbits, leaving me to get drunk on my own?


Mark

Tsk tsk! Drinking at your age!
At it like rabbits eh? Well, I recommend finding a video of childbirth on youtube or something and sending it to her. She'll probably not want to be anywhere near him after that.
(oh! horrible memory of the video we were shown in human bio of that....)

All sorted now!!!! Down to the Keys we go!!!

mistress of magic wrote:Tsk tsk! Drinking at your age!
At it like rabbits eh? Well, I recommend finding a video of childbirth on youtube or something and sending it to her. She'll probably not want to be anywhere near him after that.
(oh! horrible memory of the video we were shown in human bio of that....)

How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7S5RSdFncs

Definately green and slimey

youtubes at it with the signing up to view videos its the thin edge of the wedge,definatly a green and slimey fro utube.

and it didn't even show any of her cat flap

Magic Mark wrote:Can I add to the list, being ignored by your best mate because hes got his first girlfriend,and their at it like rabbits, leaving me to get drunk on my own?


Mark

PM me and ill meet you for a drink some time

pah - more poor post office behaviour...thats 3 parcel missing now, all from reputable people...

still, i've treated myself to the mighty boosh live dvd as compensation...

also...being lumbered with alot of work in too shorter time-period...thats not on really...the usual thing, a top dog boss wants something, is annoyingly vague over what it is they actually want and refuse to give a straight answer if you ask for clarification...

I have been well and truly slimed over at work. I was invited to a company conference in Sweden. Just before the conference our parent company bought out another company here in the UK. It was decided that the new company needed to be included in the conference so a number of us, self included got "bumped" to make way.

Two things that feel really slimey. Firstly the company CEO announced that the 160 most important managers in the company would be at the conference (so am I 161st or what, where is the league table) and secondly I found out today that my equivalent from the new acquisistion was at conference.

And all the talk was about synergies...................

im not green and slimey, but our work lavs are (well, not stircly green)...there seems to be people at work now who have no idea how to flush a toilet...

dirty heathens...i'll rub their noses in it if i catch them...

Wow seems this post has more hits than the pink and fluffy thread looks like green and slimey holds the majority over pink and fluffy. So it looks like the lady in question who started the pink and fluffy thread is not going to turn us all into girls afterall.

See...

I told you the world wasn't a nice place

ach...its just like newspapers, good news very rarely gets reported...

light and dark, and shades of grey...be, therefore, like the prow of a boat, it cleaves the water yet it leaves in its wake water...unbroken..

lozey wrote:

Magic Mark wrote:Can I add to the list, being ignored by your best mate because hes got his first girlfriend,and their at it like rabbits, leaving me to get drunk on my own?


Mark

PM me and ill meet you for a drink some time

Deffinately!!!

Wait till after june 4th though, so then I dont have to hide away...