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Postby taffy » Sep 13th, '08, 22:32



Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:If they're cheap, experiment see if you like them.


I say :shock:

Impossible is nothing, if you only believe!
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Postby taffy » Sep 13th, '08, 22:34

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:I saw that coming.


Now I'm on a roll MB :D

Sorry Ian :roll:

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Sep 13th, '08, 22:34

That was also intentional. :P :P

Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby sleightlycrazy » Sep 14th, '08, 06:18

taffy wrote:Come on MB


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Postby The Magic Herring » Sep 15th, '08, 02:04

Oil, sweat & rigs

On the discovery channel.
My god they've gone x rated.

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Postby Lawrence » Sep 15th, '08, 08:57

Mr.Mystery wrote:I use 3/4 inch balls because I can palm them well. My rule of thumb is to buy balls that are about one quarter the width of your hand.


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Postby Replicant » Sep 15th, '08, 10:39

Lady of Mystery wrote:The problem that I have is that I can never seem to find a cup that's the right size for my final load.


I have the same problem.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Sep 15th, '08, 11:19

Rufio wrote:I don't think I will ever get to penetrate a woman


awww, I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere :lol:

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Postby Mark Waddington » Sep 15th, '08, 11:29

Lady of Mystery wrote:
Rufio wrote:I don't think I will ever get to penetrate a woman


awww, I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere :lol:



BAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god, that made me laugh so much... thats all im going to be able to think about today!

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Postby Lawrence » Sep 15th, '08, 12:33

Magic Mark wrote:
Lady of Mystery wrote:
Rufio wrote:I don't think I will ever get to penetrate a woman


awww, I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere :lol:



BAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god, that made me laugh so much... thats all im going to be able to think about today!

So the post didn't really make a great deal of difference to your day then? apart from the laugh perhaps? :lol:

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Postby Rufio » Sep 15th, '08, 12:45

That was taken entirely out of context I'll have you know.

The full context was: "I don't think i'll ever get to pentetrate a woman with a sharp sword". So there :D

Puts a new spin on "In Your End, Oh"!

You filthy people. Tsk.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Sep 15th, '08, 14:23

Rufio wrote:The full context was: "I don't think i'll ever get to pentetrate a woman with a sharp sword". So there :D

Puts a new spin on In Your End


:roll: I'd really quit while you're a head, Rufio :D

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Postby Rufio » Sep 15th, '08, 14:49

*cue impish finger pointing and stiffled childish giggles*

ha ha, u said "head" ha ha!

Ok, will endeavour to wash one's brain out with soap. just a bit of smutty word play before in the previous point, like. why not make innuendo out of words!?

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Postby The Magic Herring » Sep 15th, '08, 15:56

Lady of Mystery wrote:
Rufio wrote:The full context was: "I don't think i'll ever get to pentetrate a woman with a sharp sword". So there :D

Puts a new spin on In Your End


:roll: I'd really quit while you're a head, Rufio :D

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Lady of Mystery wrote:awww, I'm sure there's a girl out there for you somewhere

And what exactly are you trying to say?
If I didn't know any better I'd say you were coming on to Rufio

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Postby Rufio » Sep 15th, '08, 17:58

Hey, I don't wanna break any hearts here!

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