In prep for the upcoming debates, I've been looking at some of the 'alternative' parties and have found myself spending increasing time on the good old Monster Raving Loony Party's site (I miss Lord Sutch!).
I'd recommend a look at their manifesto....
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?pag ... roposals-1
Some of my particular favourites :
Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals
Needles
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
One Sided Policy
It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one_sided.
GCSE Lottery
It is proposed that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
Edukayshun
GCSE English exams be given a more straight-forward layout, with lots of
short questions like the Maths papers have.
Elecshun Lottery
It is proposed that people should have a free go on the national lottery when they go and vote