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Is there a difference between a chav and a ned? Or is chav just supposed to be more politically correct? My friend was beaten up by a ned once for not "gettin' oot his toon" fast enough.

Just Jack doesn't have an exclusively chavvy audience either... From what I gather he has quite an indie following.

I saw Dynamo on Wossy. I can't say I'm the most competent magician but I could easily see the flaws in his performance. I cringed a bit. It sort of makes you feel embarrassed for these people which is a real shame since he's obviously doing something right if he's on national TV... You almost wonder what but then you realise that you just don't care.

Still, he's someone for the oiks to aspire to. (There really should be an age limit on this forum, these children get very stroppy)

JR is repeated tonight, so for those that missed it, they can see for themselves and make their minds up.
Quite frankly, although I love seeing any kind of magic on tv, I find Dynamo to be an incredibly unlikeable character, which is not good for someone who is a magician.
He's a bit too cocky and arrogant, or at least appears so. And although he can peform things that he's bought very well, I suspect he won't be
remembered for his own inventions.
As I said before, prior to the kiddies rants, good luck to the chap, he's getting some success, but as a peformer I don't rate him very highly.
He's a man doing tricks and doing them well but with very little personality.

Well I'll watch it tonight I'm not doing anything. I can imagine if it's as bad as people say it is it will be quite cringe worthy, but oh well.

I may be a oik or a kiddy but i sure aint got the mind of one, hence why the only way you can answer me is with insults, and even then you aint much good. Just out of intrest how old are you? I understand if you dnt wanna answer, not many what appear to be old sour grapes do....

As for dynamo i shall have to watch it tonight. He seems more of a commercial magician than a magicians magician. When i say this i mean he seems to perform more one hit wonder tricks rather than threading a decent routine together. As has been said before, i don't think patter is his strongest point....

Lord Freddie wrote:Good luck to him, but he is chavvy and I know little 'light drug' taking tw*ts like mikey.666 and king of keighley will try and imitate him in an awful way that people imitated Blaine and Brown.

ahem! i have no intention on being dynamo what so ever. you know jack s**t about my presentation and style of magic. I'm 16, but take on a more classic appraoch to magic. nothing like dynamo what so ever. i encorparate alot of gamling based patter etc into my routines. again, nothing like dynamo. i DO NOT aspire to be like anybody other then myself.

dynamo encorparates break dancing and hip-hop music in his magic because thats who he is! thats HIM! like myself, i like to play poker etc, so include it! it makes life much easier while performing if you have a little bit more of yourself in the act.

and by the way. most of the rappers and hip-hop artists on dynamo's DVD etc are englsih based you NOOB! such grand artists as Sway who right about real life situations and stuff! things we "kids" can relate to!

you just got OWNED! not just by me, by most people who have wrote in this thread!

No mikey. Freddie knows all remember. With everyone loving him soo much and everything how can i he not know everything

Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser wrote:No mikey. Freddie knows all remember. With everyone loving him soo much and everything how can i he not know everything

how yes! so sorry! i forget about that! do excuse me!

Mikey.666 wrote:

Lord Freddie wrote:Good luck to him, but he is chavvy and I know little 'light drug' taking tw*ts like mikey.666 and king of keighley will try and imitate him in an awful way that people imitated Blaine and Brown.

ahem! i have no intention on being dynamo what so ever. you know jack s**t about my presentation and style of magic. I'm 16, but take on a more classic appraoch to magic. nothing like dynamo what so ever. i encorparate alot of gamling based patter etc into my routines. again, nothing like dynamo. i DO NOT aspire to be like anybody other then myself.

dynamo encorparates break dancing and hip-hop music in his magic because thats who he is! thats HIM! like myself, i like to play poker etc, so include it! it makes life much easier while performing if you have a little bit more of yourself in the act.

and by the way. most of the rappers and hip-hop artists on dynamo's DVD etc are englsih based you NOOB! such grand artists as Sway who right about real life situations and stuff! things we "kids" can relate to!

you just got OWNED! not just by me, by most people who have wrote in this thread!

Check out a song called 'Suburban Homeboy' by the group Sparks.
It's about white kids that think they are from da hood.
You'll be able to relate to it.

As for NOOB, I'm not the one who takes light drugs and gets a kicking and whinges about it on a magic forum as they have no friends to do that to.
Go and watch Spongebob little boy....

Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser wrote:No mikey. Freddie knows all remember. With everyone loving him soo much and everything how can i he not know everything

"how can i he not know everything"
Splendid use of English there old chap.
Are YOU Dynamo?

that "kicking" probs would have put you in the hospital...tell me were you live so i can come and kick the s**t out of your ass! 15 against 1 I'm not much of a match but me coming from "the hood" against some toff like yourself i walked walk all up and down on your ass! my little brother could! and he's 12!

Mikey.666 wrote:that "kicking" probs would have put you in the hospital...tell me were you live so i can come and kick the s**t out of your ass! 15 against 1 I'm not much of a match but me coming from "the hood" against some toff like yourself i walked walk all up and down on your ass! my little brother could! and he's 12!

I love your intellectual approach. Now the chav is coming out of you!
Scratch the surface and the little oik pops out.
You deserved that kicking mate, it was probably well deserved.

If you're as arrogant and mouthy in 'da hood' as you are on this forum, then there will be more of that to come. I suggest you stay off the 'light drugs' as it makes you agressive and paranoid and can get you into all sorts of bother.
I'm only advising you of this because I care.

Bring back National Service!

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the sort of people who say "innit", live on a diet of MacDonald's, watch the latest films on pirate DVD's filmed on a camera phone and shop at Primark.
In fact, I am happy to entertain them. I just don't really want to socialise with them.

Easy now rudeboy Me aint no chav man but me shops in primark so don't diss it blood If ya say dat again Ill get in ma jam jar come to ya crib and bust ya rudeboy klaut get me now bruv bumberklaut

Actually I really do buy stuff from primark there's nothing wrong with it. They sell cheap socks

lindz wrote:

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the sort of people who say "innit", live on a diet of MacDonald's, watch the latest films on pirate DVD's filmed on a camera phone and shop at Primark.
In fact, I am happy to entertain them. I just don't really want to socialise with them.

Easy now rudeboy Me aint no chav man but me shops in primark so don't diss it blood bumberklaut

Actually I really do buy stuff from primark there's nothing wrong with it.

As long as you buy it ironically!

ahem! i love my intellectual approach too! predicted straight B's in my GCSE's. i must be doing something right.
mr freddie, you have no idea!

Freddie. Maybe if you spent less time arguing over the internet with 15 and 16 years olds then you wouldn't be such a horrible, boring and oh so anti social person.

I realise that as you are on the toher end of the internet you must feel very big and strong saying all of the things you are although i get the feeling that if anyone challenged you in person then you'd do one before you could say "I'm rock hard me"

Saying that a 16 year old deserved a good kicking off a gang again shows what a stupid and idiotic bloke you are. I guess you don't have kids, as if you did you would understand that gangs and incidents such as this certainly aren't to be taken lightly. Unfortuantely you don't seem to get out too much and life's lessons can't be taught over the internet.

You seem to think that anybody who challenges your opinon is "arrogant and mouthy" but has it never occured to you that you fall out with people, people dnt fall out with you

Quite intrested how you know spongebob, you must be quite familiar i suppose if you realise it is aimed at children and not grown men such as yourself

Glad you've keeped me entertained once again. You seem to be awesome at making friends as is showing on TM. You certainly have a massive fan base building up and maybe if you keep going you might just end up being so popular that you are too good for the forums. We all know you're a better person than us after all. We're oiks