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by **IAIN** » May 31st, '07, 09:51

i think I'm to blame for calling Lady of Mystery, lomster...it's just a little term of indearment really...

she's never kicked me for it, though she has other things...fair enough..

plus, some gave her a little bit of a hard time when she first joined here, so i thought it was a nice openly friendly kinda thing to call her... :idea:

by **Mandrake** » May 31st, '07, 09:55

(Mandrake gestures hypnotically and cackling in an evil and demonic way now that his secret plan has worked. He now reveals that he is, in fact, standing outside the room where Lady of Mystery is working ready to accept and revel in said gratuitous embrace)

GISSAHUGTHEN!!!

(I’ll bet you had to go and open the door just to check!)

by **Jae** » May 31st, '07, 16:30

As long as you don't do the same with Crozboz we won't call social services. :lol:

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 31st, '07, 16:35

I've grown quite fond of being called lomster and lommy to be honest

You got my hopes up there Mandrake but when I went to the door, the only person in the corridor was the old, letchy cleaner doing the rounds with his mop.

by **IAIN** » May 31st, '07, 16:36

i think you'll find mandrake was the mop lomster....

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 31st, '07, 16:41

nah, he's not got enough hair for that

by **IAIN** » May 31st, '07, 16:45

perhaps he was standing on his head then?

by **Rob** » May 31st, '07, 16:51

So - we're saying that Mandrake's got really hairy feet?

...Or really hairy...uh....ewwwwwww :shock:

by **seige** » May 31st, '07, 16:56

abraxus wrote:perhaps he was standing on his head then?

in that case, perhaps he was wearing a Bob Marley merkin?

I shall get both our coats, Mr Abraxus sir.

And Mr Stanley... shame on you! Only hobbits have hairy feet.

Hobbits and myself, unfortunately. Hey—guys, has your 'significant other' ever tugged on the hairs on the tops of your big toes? It's a pain worse than being kicked in the...

cue the old favourite boy-scouts song... Ging gang...

by **IAIN** » May 31st, '07, 17:02

ah the fabled lost merkin of marley...last worn by charlie drake doing a streak through old trafford...

i know have the god awful song "the streak" ironically running through my head...waving it's ging-gangs in my head-box...at least its not drakes i suppose...

by **Markdini** » May 31st, '07, 17:39

Can i claim the title of Lommy monster to be a Markdiniism then?

by **I.D** » May 31st, '07, 18:18

seige wrote: Hey—guys, has your 'significant other' ever tugged on the hairs on the tops of your big toes?

My other half has a thing for causing a few painful experiences.

Pulling the tiny invisible hairs on my toes
Pulling my goatee hairs out.. with her nails
pinchin my oversized nipples
plucking my eyebrows
cutting my toenails.. with paper scissors!! :cry:

cutting my fingernails.. with those big ******** kitchen scissors

And if I get mad, SHE cries!!! :roll:

by **monker59** » May 31st, '07, 19:55

Thankfully, no one is around me enough to pull out all of my body hair.

. . . Wait . . . then that means . . . I'm ALOOOOONE!

Stay away from the hairy beast that is monker59!

Funnily enough, I can't grow a beard but I have hair covering my chest and stomach. Thank God it's not back hair!

I also feel that I have now significantly changed the mood from pink and fluffy to weird and awkward. Hooray for me! :wink:

by **crozboz** » May 31st, '07, 20:36

Ha ha ha, well done. Oh well, as National Hug Mandrake Day draws slowly to an end, I feel I have accomplished enough to allow me to sleep peacefully.

by **Rob** » May 31st, '07, 22:46

crozboz wrote:Ha ha ha, well done. Oh well, as National Hug Mandrake Day draws slowly to an end, I feel I have accomplished enough to allow me to sleep peacefully.

I once tried to hug a Mandrake...but it snapped :cry:

What a wonderfully-surreal thread this is turning out to be! :wink:

(I should point out, at this juncture that I personally am wonderfully unhairy :oops:

- anybody else care to share? :lol:

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