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by **seige** » Aug 7th, '07, 10:42

Lady of Mystery wrote:
A vertical aerodynamic fin called the Merkin first saw its use in Formula One on the Williams FW22A (2000)

I don't get it

You need to turn 'safe censoring' off in your Google preferences

by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 11:35

ooo err, now why would anyone even WANT one of those?

by **Tomo** » Aug 7th, '07, 11:42

Lady of Mystery wrote::shock: ooo err, now why would anyone even WANT one of those?

They were popular in Jacobean times when lice were rampant. Ladies of, shall we say "negotiable virtue" would wear them to disguise an infestation.

I feel all itchy now...

by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 11:48

ewwww that's not nice! But surely they'd get rather, eh messy

by **seige** » Aug 7th, '07, 11:50

Lady of Mystery wrote:ewwww that's not nice! But surely they'd get rather, eh messy

How very dare you insinuate that all ladies are as hygenically challenged as yourself!

:shock:

by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 12:16

well excuse me!!!! hygenically challenged indeed!!!!

I got to great lengths to ensure that everything is kept in a good state of repair, I'll have you know!

by **Tomo** » Aug 7th, '07, 12:31

seige wrote:How very dare you insinuate that all ladies are as hygenically challenged as yourself!

In a moment, you're going to wake, feeling good and refreshed, but when you do you'll realise that you can't find your shin guards anywhere. The harder you look for them, the more they will be missing, and when Lady of Mystery says "SHIN" you'll find yourself holding out your shin to be kicked without realising.

One two three, wide awake. :lol:

by **Mandrake** » Aug 7th, '07, 12:40

Just in case you need 'em :wink:

.....

by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 12:51

I think seige has had a good shin kicking comming for a while now :twisted:

by **seige** » Aug 7th, '07, 12:52

Ooooh, la la!

OK... I'll bring the egg whisk and the barbed-wire thong, Lomsy—you bring your winkle-pickers... looks like we're in for a WILD night!

by **bananafish** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:08

Lady of Mystery wrote:great lengths

Thank you. I am rather proud of it myself

by **bananafish** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:09

Tomo wrote:It looks too small

Well pardon me! It is cold out you know! (and besides Lady of Mystery says otherswise).

by **bananafish** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:10

Tomo wrote:Sorry, I can never resist a bit of bush.

If I was you I would check for Merkins first...

by **Stephen Ward** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:13

Bicycle808 wrote:I've just seen Mandrake flash. He's still at it.

Then turn your head away :wink:

by **greedoniz** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:16

MattVonFat wrote:
That bit at the end actually made me move my head.

That's what I keep telling my missis

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