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trickyricky wrote:I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

I know the answer to this (only 'cos I knew it had been posted on here before, so I did a search ) and no offence, but it's still c*** (not the best) 2nd time round lol .

I saw it somewhere else, but i never said it was good!

Blapsing_Beard wrote:death?

hmm...give you joy...

well I guess it could depend on whether you believe in the afterlife...or who it is that dies

nope

HenryHoudini wrote:I take you from reality
I'll chill you to the bone
Ill come in day Ill come at night
Can give you joy or give a fright
In seeing me you are alone

Dreams?

Demitri wrote:

HenryHoudini wrote:I take you from reality
I'll chill you to the bone
Ill come in day Ill come at night
Can give you joy or give a fright
In seeing me you are alone

Dreams?

yep

please tell me if its a good one...
I kinda just made it up the other day

Bertha was a hurricane

ooooo riddles... i love riddles... i use to know tons... well heres a few

"As i went over london bridge
i met my sister jenny
i broke her neck
and drank her blood
and left her standing empty"

who/what is jenny?

"The man who builds it doesn't use it
The man who buys it doesn't want it
the man who uses it doesn't know it"

what is it?


"Tear me off
and strike my head
I now am black
but once was red"

what am i?

"More greater then god
more evil then the devil
The rich need it
The poor have it
and if you eat it you die"

What is it?

Kemo wrote:"As I went over london bridge
I met my sister jenny
I broke her neck
and drank her blood
and left her standing empty"

who/what is jenny?

Hmm - stuck on this one at the mo .

Kemo wrote:"The man who builds it doesn't use it
The man who buys it doesn't want it
the man who uses it doesn't know it"

what is it?

A coffin

Kemo wrote:"Tear me off
and strike my head
I now am black
but once was read"

what am I?

A match (I'm assuming "read" should be "red" )

Kemo wrote:"More greater then god
more evil then the devil
The rich need it
The poor have it
and if you eat it you die"

What is it?

Nothing

[quote="Kemo"]ooooo riddles... I love riddles... I use to know tons... well heres a few

"As I went over london bridge
I met my sister jenny
I broke her neck
and drank her blood
and left her standing empty"

who/what is jenny?


Your sister

TheAge wrote:

Kemo wrote:"As I went over london bridge
I met my sister jenny
I broke her neck
and drank her blood
and left her standing empty"

who/what is jenny?

Your sister

wrong


damn moon your good

Kemo wrote:damn moon your good

It helps if you've heard them before heh heh .

I'm struggling with the other one - the annoying thing is, I'm sure I've heard this one before too - I just can't remember the answer lol .

only one person has ever known the answer to it. its a weird one

ill try to find some riddles you haven't heard


EDIT

here you go:

"At night I come without being fetched,
at day I am gone without being stolen."

What am I?

"No beginning.
No end.
I am a symbol of the world's cycles."

What am I?

"Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear,
all day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this I will say - we are full all the day,
and empty when we go to rest."

What are we?

"To those within the dungeon I am joy.
To those fully beneath my gaze, I can be Hell"

What am I?

"Always do I tell the truth, yet cannot speak.
Look to me and see what really is"

What am I?

"I have two heads but one body.
The more I stand still, the faster I run"

What am I?

"What goes up a chimney down,
but not down a chimney up?"

"A spirited jig it dances bright,
banishing all but darkest night.
Give it food and it will live;
give it water and it will die."

what is it?

"The life I lead is mere hours or less,
I serve all my time by being consumed.
I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat,
and wind is the bane of the gift that I bring."

What am I?

"The more that there is, the less that you see.
Squint all you wish when surrounded by me."

What am I?

"They follow and lead, but only as you pass.
Dress yourself in darkest black, and they are darker still.
Always they flee the light, though without the sun there would be none."

What are they?

"Alive as you but without breath,
as cold in my life as in my death;
never a thirst though I always drink,
dressed in a mail but never a clink."

What am I?


enjoy

the answer to the london bridge riddle is gin

As for the others:

The moon - I believe the original riddle said "at night WE come" meaning stars? I could be wrong on that one.

Circle

Shoes/boots

The Sun

mirror

an hourglass

an umbrella

fire

a candle

darkness

shadows

fish

Methinks Kemo is a fan of Baldur's Gate! Great riddles, good sir!

i was worried there might be some other baldur's gate fans... but ah well...

also about the first one... in the game it is "I" and they are still referring to stars but its "Star" so thats why they us "I" instead of "We"

I never actually played the game, but helped a friend with the riddles.

Here are two others that I like:

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see. What am I??
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it??