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Postby moonbeam » Aug 13th, '07, 18:21



crozboz wrote:The further you wander, the more you leave behind.


Footsteps :wink: .

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby crozboz » Aug 13th, '07, 18:30

Well done, now what did she buy and use for the exact opposite of what is was designed for?

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Postby trickyricky » Aug 14th, '07, 01:19

An umbrella to provide shade from the sun?

I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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Postby crozboz » Aug 14th, '07, 01:24

sorry
try again.

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Postby moonbeam » Aug 14th, '07, 01:44

trickyricky wrote:An umbrella to provide shade from the sun?


I was thinking same lol - it does actually work :roll: .

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby crozboz » Aug 14th, '07, 01:45

Well, as I said, there are more than one possible answer, but noone has said the one im thinking of, however some of the others are easier to think of.

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