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Postby Beardy » Sep 9th, '07, 00:11



mccabe24 wrote:Not bad! Your getting better at this. It needs to be a bit faster and that will come with practice.

You're doing everything else right, so just keep working at it.


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Postby I.D » Sep 13th, '07, 11:43

seige wrote:The first had a tendancy to leave 'gunk' behind, so a quick tweak and we're ready to go.


Its called a wet patch.. its quite natural.. just make her sleep in it :twisted:

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Postby seige » Sep 13th, '07, 12:00

ID... a man with your calibre and libido should know... after a good night, she IS the wet patch ;)

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Postby I.D » Sep 13th, '07, 13:51

:lol: oh so true..

I dont think anyone can disagree there.. and theres not much more to say.. you have hit the nail on the head !! if thats where you aimed it :o :lol:

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Postby Beardy » Sep 14th, '07, 18:03

I.D wrote:the subtle uses of the strippers properties are evident of the power of this


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Postby Lord Freddie » Sep 16th, '07, 13:31

Karl wrote:
"A couple of times, I had poeple examining my hands, and heard some comments about my ring.
they are so suspicious...that I got the message,"

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Postby beeno » Sep 18th, '07, 18:55

abraxus wrote:I've just stuck mine up on lulu


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Postby Tomo » Sep 20th, '07, 15:34

Seige wrote:As any aspiring chef will tell you, introducing wine to a fibrous meat such as penis will do nothing except make it stringy and hard to chew.


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Postby kems » Sep 20th, '07, 15:38

I.D wrote:How about just NOT eating Penis in the first place>>?? :?


wise words there

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Postby I.D » Sep 20th, '07, 15:46

Am I the most innuendo bingo'd or what ?? :roll:

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Postby HenryHoudini » Sep 21st, '07, 22:59

stupid post... was tired at the time

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Postby monker59 » Oct 2nd, '07, 20:03

seige wrote:Size isn't everything...


That's right! It's the motion of the ocean that matters! :D :D :D :D

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Oct 3rd, '07, 11:35

oh, is seige being insecure again? As long as Mrs Seige is happy with it, that's all that matters :D

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Postby monker59 » Oct 3rd, '07, 20:31

That's true, but as some say: You can't play all the games if you don't have the right joystick. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby HenryHoudini » Oct 3rd, '07, 21:07

had to put it here first

Have been playing around with my nuts


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