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Postby Lord Freddie » Dec 16th, '07, 13:36



Become a terrorist and you can live here for free! And not pay any tax! And get a free house!

The option other than having the wonderful Queen is President Brown.
Changed you mind now?

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 13:57

An American with a grasp of Irony. Well I never. This is the greatest country in the world even with all of its problems. If we had another civil war I know whos side I would be on. The queens.

Also I find that the green eyed monster hate people who are born in to money. Why should they have money they moan. Well there fore fathers and mothers got up and done something with the lives.

God save the Queen.

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We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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Postby IAIN » Dec 16th, '07, 14:29

Lord Freddie wrote:Become a terrorist and you can live here for free! And not pay any tax! And get a free house!

The option other than having the wonderful Queen is President Brown.
Changed you mind now?


that is such a Sun-reading, deliberately provocative bad mark lewis impression of things its unbelievable...

lord freddie, go and read into the real stats rather than base your views on tabloid reportings...roughly 10% of the population here is from overseas...its those sorts of comments that make my blood boil...

'dini - if you read your history, our forefathers/royalty were pretty much nothing but war-hungry, religion jumping self-serving idiots...not much has changed apart from the war bit...

its easy to be charitable when you don't have to work for a living...

turn buck house into a hotel, and charge a fortune... :wink:

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 14:34

When I am in charge of things the Empire will strike back. All so Freddie would get a seat in the house of lords.

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.

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Postby LeftEye » Dec 16th, '07, 14:34

Markdini wrote:When I am in charge of things the Empire will strike back. All so Freddie would get a seat in the house of lords.


Here here

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 14:37

The young chap from croydon will be Knighted. Sir Lefteye of Norbury.

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Postby DrTodd » Dec 16th, '07, 14:38

abraxus wrote:
Lord Freddie wrote:Become a terrorist and you can live here for free! And not pay any tax! And get a free house!

The option other than having the wonderful Queen is President Brown.
Changed you mind now?


that is such a Sun-reading, deliberately provocative bad mark lewis impression of things its unbelievable...

lord freddie, go and read into the real stats rather than base your views on tabloid reportings...roughly 10% of the population here is from overseas...its those sorts of comments that make my blood boil...

'dini - if you read your history, our forefathers/royalty were pretty much nothing but war-hungry, religion jumping self-serving idiots...not much has changed apart from the war bit...

its easy to be charitable when you don't have to work for a living...

turn buck house into a hotel, and charge a fortune... :wink:


Save your breath Abraxus....the Guardian also ran a story this weekend on human evolution... :?

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 14:44

Dr Todd why did you choose to come to a country with a monarch then? And are you anti our royals or is it other places too? Then again your mob did annex Hawaii.

I find it very rude that some one comes to your country and moans about our traditions etc. Do you go to people houses and moan that they have afternoon tea at 4 and not 5?

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

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Postby IAIN » Dec 16th, '07, 14:51

Markdini wrote:Dr Todd why did you choose to come to a country with a monarch then? And are you anti our royals or is it other places too? Then again your mob did annex Hawaii.

I find it very rude that some one comes to your country and moans about our traditions etc. Do you go to people houses and moan that they have afternoon tea at 4 and not 5?


funnily enough 'dini, people don't often choose to live somewhere just cos they have a queen or not...

anyway, enoughs enough as I'm getting relatively angry now, all our say is...its not our country, we just look after it...

don't be snobbish over a fluke of where you were born...

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 14:53

And what is the book that started us fighting in the first place? [/i]Royal road to card magic not the socialist road.[/b]

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Postby Lord Freddie » Dec 16th, '07, 15:10

Socialism works really well. Look at Russia!
The upper gentry like myself and Dini take the cream and tell the poor saps that everything is equal and they believe it.
Capitalism with lies attached for the gullible. That's socialism!

I once saw a very enlightening piece on television where self-righteous lefty Billy Bragg had to attend Glastonbury festival with honest speaking, man of the people Boris Johnson.

At one point, big nosed Bragg (Bob Dylan for illiterates) pointed at the assembled crusties and said to Boris: "Look! This is socialism in action! People enjoying themselves without any authority and bonding together!"

Boris replied: "But they paid £80 a ticket for the pleasure to do do. That's capitalism!"

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Postby bronz » Dec 16th, '07, 15:20

I love the internet. Where else could a conversation about the ethics of diclosing secrets to those who are apparently undeserving turn into a full-fledged handbags at dawn scrap over whether or not Socialism is an effective system of government.

Though my personal knowledge of certain participants leads me to believe that tongues are in cheek here maybe it's time to sit back and vent your spleen to the editor of your newspaper of choice eh lads?

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Postby Lord Freddie » Dec 16th, '07, 15:23

Bronz, it started when those damn socialists started handing out all our secrets in their dirty little rag. You wouldn't catch The Sun doing that.

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Postby Markdini » Dec 16th, '07, 15:25

The rag that would be used to mop Marx brow.

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Postby kolm » Dec 16th, '07, 15:38

Going back to the original topic in hand, today they've given away the secret to making a dove (or a cake) appear in a dove pan, turning a blank piece of paper into money, the watch smash, and the colour changing silk. You know, because this is simple stuff people can perform at christmas for their friends...

Exposure for the sake of exposure, anyone?

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