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kems wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:So totally pink and fluffy because last night I found the bigget christmas pressie at home and it had my name on it

cool might be a new washing machine or cooker

Trust me, he knows better than to get me something like that for Christmas

you got me worried now.. you mean woman dont want stuff for the kitchen

better take the iron and kettle back then

I'd bl**dy love a cooker for Christmas, as long as it was something like this...


Oh yeah, and I'd need my own house!

Well, I would say I'm not necessarily pink and fluffy, but I've definitely shifted to the right on the G&S<------>P&F scale, as it looks like I might get my petrol reimbursement from my placement in Dewsbury back before Christmas.
Which means the difference between me having an available balance of £75.02 over the hols, rather than the current £3.02. Ho ho ho!

Farlsborough wrote:I'd bl**dy love a cooker for Christmas, as long as it was something like this...


Oh yeah, and I'd need my own house!

I'd love a cooker like that too! If it installed itself and came with a free chef.

This is my ideal cooker....

Give me Delia any day Mr Drake.

Mandrake wrote:This is my ideal cooker....

thats a cool muffin top

Oh don't you lot start with Nigella as well, I have to put up with that at home. Whenever I'm watching UKTV Food, Dave wont come anywhere near the front room but as soon as he hears her on he suddenly develops a new interest in cooking.

Cant stand the woman. Bout as attractive as Beard drinking his "funny" drinks. Over complex middle class food that went out of fashion in the 70s.

Lady of Mystery wrote:Whenever I'm watching UKTV Food, Dave wont come anywhere near the front room but as soon as he hears her on he suddenly develops a new interest in cooking.

Strangely enough, Mrs.M does that when James Martin is on.

For the life of me I can't understand why she'd be interested in watching someone who uses far too many eggs in his Yorkshire Puddings....

Hairy bikers is the best tv cookery show any way.

na, you cant beat Hesten Blumentile (spelling) for a good cooking show...making the perfect whatever, its the unbelivable levels of detail he goes into when he makes his dishes - the one I remember the most is when he had cows milked, then used liquid nitrogen to freeze it into iced cream - from the cow to your bowl in like 10 minutes :-O

Magical_Trevor wrote:na, you cant beat Hesten Blumentile (spelling) for a good cooking show...making the perfect whatever, its the unbelivable levels of detail he goes into when he makes his dishes - the one I remember the most is when he had cows milked, then used liquid nitrogen to freeze it into iced cream - from the cow to your bowl in like 10 minutes :-O

Its a lot of sodding about for something that will going towards the sea in a couple of hours after.

I came home today and as I wandered into the lounge I noticed I'd innadvertently left my Art of Astonishment books lying one the sofa. As I went to return them to their rightful place on the shelf I realised that I don't own Art of Astonishment. Then I realised that there was wrapping paper everywhere and Mrs Bronz was in the loo. Two and two clicked slowly together in my brain...

I'm getting Art of Astonishment for Christmas!

Even though I can't have a peep until xmas morning (I'm allowed to open one present only at 6am, then the rest at 9) I still reckon it's a great pressie. I'll have to get her something else now, those Ferrero Rochers from the garage might not cut it.

haah aww how nice!