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Magic Mark wrote:I really wish I wasnt so shallow about my looks, just the way I am!

Go right ahead and make a fuss of your hair whilst you have it Mark, you can't put highlights on a bald head no matter how magcial you might be !

Mandrake wrote:

Magic Mark wrote:I really wish I wasnt so shallow about my looks, just the way I am!

Go right ahead and make a fuss of your hair whilst you have it Mark, you can't put highlights on a bald head no matter how magcial you might be !

Actually.....never mind.

I pay a tenner for an 'express cut' at a proper hairdressers, which still includes a nice shampoo and head rub and all the tea I can drink. In fact I get about 40 minutes worth of action but they always forget to charge me the full whack when I bedazzle them with a french drop or a swift bill switch. I'm a magic whore.

Mandrake wrote:Two local 'hairdressers' are called 'Curl Up and Dye' and 'The Clip Joint' .

Yeah there's one up here called "Deb 'n' Hair".

Marvo Marky wrote:

Mandrake wrote:Two local 'hairdressers' are called 'Curl Up and Dye' and 'The Clip Joint' .

Yeah there's one up here called "Deb 'n' Hair".

Oddly enough, my missus goes under that name too (cos her name is "Deb", oddly!)

"Deb&Hair" is the badge she uses, we thought it was unique! Pah!

Talking of hairdresser puns, there was a funny article here.
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/trading- ... -close-217

And here are a few more (actual names).

British Hairways
Curl up and Dye
Lock Smith
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Hair-O-Dyenamix
Hairport
Al’s Clip Joint
Scissor Sisters (evidently run by twin sisters)
Barbarism
Have it off
Scissors Palace
Camden Locks
Short and Curly
A Cut Above
Lunatic Fringe
Curl up and Dry
Blow Me
Exstatic
Hair Lair
Cutting Remarks

When I used to be a Greengrocer my boss' wife owned a hair dressers called Cutting Remarks that was next door to my shop. Wonder if that's the one they mean...

I pay around 8 Euros normally but my best haircut/shave was in Turkey where I paid next to nothing a shave so close I couldn´t stop stroking my face all day!

I pay around $14 for a haircut every couple of months. I would never get them at all but my . . . um . . . mom . . . doesn't like it when I have really long hair. She's says I look like my grandmother when I have long hair.

I think the best way to sum up my hair that: She asked me why. Why I'm a hairy guy? I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night. My hair is a fright. I'm hairy high and low, but don't ask me why, cause I don't know. It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Dead.

Thank you, thank you. I owe it all to The Cowsills.

monker59 wrote:...I think the best way to sum up my hair that: She asked me why. Why I'm a hairy guy? I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night. My hair is a fright. I'm hairy high and low, but don't ask me why, cause I don't know. It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Dead.

Thank you, thank you. I owe it all to The Cowsills.

Are you on crack?

Replicant wrote:

monker59 wrote:...I think the best way to sum up my hair that: She asked me why. Why I'm a hairy guy? I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night. My hair is a fright. I'm hairy high and low, but don't ask me why, cause I don't know. It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Dead.

Thank you, thank you. I owe it all to The Cowsills.

Are you on crack?

. . . . . . maybe

Listen to the song "Hair" by The Cowsills.

There is a barber shop in Bethnal Green called, "It'll grow back". I pay £6 for a standard trim, but my hairs grown quite a bit, so I may have to venture somewhere a little more, proffesional.

It will grow back, was in Hackney too on Kingsland roard it use to be a pub before then and now closed down I wonder if it is the same people.

Yeah it must be, Kingsland Road is where I currently half reside.