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Postby Lawrence » Jun 18th, '08, 08:41



Chuck Norris is always aware of the location of Carmen Sandiego.

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Postby greedoniz » Jun 18th, '08, 10:00

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Chuck Norris in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Postby Wills » Jun 18th, '08, 10:24

The big bang theory is wrong, Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick

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Postby bananafish » Jun 18th, '08, 10:43

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird....

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Postby Tomo » Jun 18th, '08, 16:16

Chuck Norris is rubbish at growing a beard.

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Postby greedoniz » Jun 18th, '08, 16:49

Tomo wrote:Chuck Norris is rubbish at growing a beard.


Better hope Chuck doesn't read that!

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Postby Lenoir » Jun 18th, '08, 17:11

If you have five pounds, and Chuck Norris has five pounds, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Postby themagicwand » Jun 18th, '08, 17:16

Chuck Norris is not an actor. His films merely reproduce actual events from his life.

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Postby Replicant » Jun 18th, '08, 17:42

greedoniz wrote:
Tomo wrote:Chuck Norris is rubbish at growing a beard.


Better hope Chuck doesn't read that!


If he does read it, then he'll probably roundhouse-kick Tomo's clothes off. Then he really will be a naked mentalist!

Yeah, yeah. Got my coat....

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Postby Lenoir » Jun 18th, '08, 17:52

If you get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, you die. If he misses, you still die.

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Postby Replicant » Jun 18th, '08, 17:58

I got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in 2007 and lived to tell the tale. How? He kicked me into next year. So here I am.

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Postby seige » Jun 18th, '08, 18:36

Chuck Norris wipes his bum with coarse carborundum paper, and the PAPER bleeds

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Postby Lenoir » Jun 18th, '08, 19:21

Chuck Norris is genetically your Dad. And Your Mum.

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Postby Georgias Dad » Jun 18th, '08, 19:27

Chuck Norris once ate a Rubrics Cube, and pooped it out solved.

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Postby Replicant » Jun 18th, '08, 19:45

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...fourty-seven times.

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