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bmat wrote:

MagicBell wrote:Nice one Ian, for all intents and purposes, it's probably fine and the level of depth is fantastic.

Aw damn it! Again!

And the 'Nice One Ian' bit just makes it that much worse!

daleshrimpton wrote:see, i have a trunk thats stuffed

Peter Marucci wrote:

How big do you want it?

Mage Tyler said:

I never really liked the idea of having mine out either.

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:Mage Tyler said:

I never really liked the idea of having mine out either.

Bah! I let my big head get the best of me.

After almost 2 years and 48 pages of Innuendo bingo, I thought I was impenetrable. This was my first time, and of course it was Ian that got me. I guess it was about time. Maybe I can return the favor and catch him out too.

Although I come on the forum daily, I’ve often wondered if lacking this experience means I don’t fit in. Now that I’ve finally appeared here, in all my glory, perhaps I will fit in. Seeing how the rest of you have done it too, well, it makes it that much easier for me to accept. I mean, everybody does it - right?

I’m sure you can all see how pleased I am to see that my embarrassment can at least be an enjoyment to the rest of you, so I give myself a hand for at least being able to provide some entertainment in your day. Perhaps I should spend less time reading the forums and more time practicing with my deck in my hands. Maybe I’ll even get a video of myself up - though my technical skill with my hands leaves a lot to be desired.

I feel I should stop myself before it’s too late or it gets too long. Even though in some ways I wanted it – in others I didn’t. Either way, it was good to get my first time over with – it didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would.

There, I’ve finished.

Mage Tyler wrote:

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:Mage Tyler said:

I never really liked the idea of having mine out either.

Bah! I let my big head get the best of me.

After almost 2 years and 48 pages of Innuendo bingo, I thought I was impenetrable. This was my first time, and of course it was Ian that got me. I guess it was about time. Maybe I can return the favor and catch him out too.

Although I come on the forum daily, I’ve often wondered if lacking this experience means I don’t fit in. Now that I’ve finally appeared here, in all my glory, perhaps I will fit in. Seeing how the rest of you have done it too, well, it makes it that much easier for me to accept. I mean, everybody does it - right?

I’m sure you can all see how pleased I am to see that my embarrassment can at least be an enjoyment to the rest of you, so I give myself a hand for at least being able to provide some entertainment in your day. Perhaps I should spend less time reading the forums and more time practicing with my deck in my hands. Maybe I’ll even get a video of myself up - though my technical skill with my hands leaves a lot to be desired.

I feel I should stop myself before it’s too late or it gets too long. Even though in some ways I wanted it – in others I didn’t. Either way, it was good to get my first time over with – it didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would.

There, I’ve finished.

I'm pretty sure you just got every Innuendo Bingo phrase into one post.

Mage Tyler wrote:

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:Mage Tyler said:

I never really liked the idea of having mine out either.

Bah! I let my big head get the best of me.

After almost 2 years and 48 pages of Innuendo bingo, I thought I was impenetrable. This was my first time, and of course it was Ian that got me. I guess it was about time. Maybe I can return the favor and catch him out too.

Although I come on the forum daily, I’ve often wondered if lacking this experience means I don’t fit in. Now that I’ve finally appeared here, in all my glory, perhaps I will fit in. Seeing how the rest of you have done it too, well, it makes it that much easier for me to accept. I mean, everybody does it - right?

I’m sure you can all see how pleased I am to see that my embarrassment can at least be an enjoyment to the rest of you, so I give myself a hand for at least being able to provide some entertainment in your day. Perhaps I should spend less time reading the forums and more time practicing with my deck in my hands. Maybe I’ll even get a video of myself up - though my technical skill with my hands leaves a lot to be desired.

I feel I should stop myself before it’s too late or it gets too long. Even though in some ways I wanted it – in others I didn’t. Either way, it was good to get my first time over with – it didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would.

There, I’ve finished.

That must have taken you hours to word just right. Much appreciated. V Funny!

Gagsy wrote:I have an (as yet) unused appearing 8 foot pole [...] unfortunately both these items have been kept in their rolled up unproduced states for far too long, and as such when produced do not form solid poles.

Oh, boy, this is too easy.

Lady of Mystery wrote:A good couple of points guys.

Standing proud for the Lady I see

Miss Tyler! Possibly the most entertaining post I have read in a long while!

It just needs a bit of bending to make it a snug fit and you have no problems. Its so tiny you can hardly see it

I couldn't help myself.

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:I couldn't help myself.

now now - you should control your frustrations!

magicdiscoman wrote:queenie, i'll put up my haunted key against your ac any day

Oh, yeah, darlin'? Tell me more!

bless your heart, but I'm way to old for you.

Blapsing_Beard wrote:Miss Tyler! Possibly the most entertaining post I have read in a long while!

Thank you.... but 'Miss' Tyler? Either you're quite confused or there is some very odd British slang I haven't learned yet...