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Postby Replicant » Jul 6th, '09, 12:26



Wishmaster wrote:I can't walk past one without nipping in for a quick nibble on a battered sausage.


So the rumours are true.

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 6th, '09, 17:14

Replicant wrote:I couldn't stop sniffing it. The wife kept giving me sideways glances.

So the rumours are true. :P

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Postby FairieSnuff » Jul 6th, '09, 20:31

Hardik wrote:-

They asked for more, and I borrowed a girl this time, and performed 'Fingerling' by David Harkey . Nice reactions on this one too.



Oh this sounds wrong on so many levels......

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Postby Hardik » Jul 7th, '09, 08:17

C'mon it was a 5 yr old girl for God's sake !

Or should you be saying that ?? :shock:

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Postby greedoniz » Jul 7th, '09, 12:08

mongo wrote:In the absence of cards, I was gripping it in my left hand in preparation for the top shot, and I did manage to make it flick across the table.


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Postby Lenoir » Jul 7th, '09, 17:24

Self-bingo

Lenoir wrote:deep within me, I reckon someone else has come


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Postby Mandrake » Jul 7th, '09, 17:32

Contrabass101 wrote:it's hard, so mods feel free

That's an offer we don't get very often these days...... :?

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 13th, '09, 17:58

MagicalSmithy wrote:How do I do hynotism and homotherapy
:shock:

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Postby Hardik » Jul 13th, '09, 20:49

Wishmaster wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:How do I do hynotism and homotherapy
:shock:


Now now ..

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Postby Replicant » Jul 13th, '09, 23:54

IAIN wrote:my balloons are free for those that smile - but i do appreciate your thoughtful tips


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Postby IAIN » Jul 14th, '09, 20:51

Replicant wrote:old ladies are not as innocent as they appear to be.


every h**e's a goal...

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 14th, '09, 22:05

IAIN wrote:
Replicant wrote:old ladies are not as innocent as they appear to be.


every h**e's a goal...

Go Stiffler!!! :lol:

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Postby IAIN » Jul 15th, '09, 13:35

Lady of Mystery wrote:If you're after a how to book, Opening to the Other Side is quite a nice one


filth!

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Postby Wishmaster » Jul 15th, '09, 13:59

IAIN wrote:how to make a tuppence look all nice and shiny...

Lick it :P

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Postby IAIN » Jul 15th, '09, 15:32

Wishmaster wrote:
IAIN wrote:how to make a tuppence look all nice and shiny...

Lick it :P


you've done it again! my post was deliberately innuendo-ish as it was in reference to mr. grue's "worth spending a penny" joke...

another -1 sir...tsk tsk tsk :wink:

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