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Postby greedoniz » Jun 20th, '08, 11:00



Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club

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Postby Mandrake » Jun 20th, '08, 11:16

Chuck Norris is very good at flower arranging, embroidery and makes all his own clothes. (I may be thinking of a completely different Chuck Norris, of course)

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Postby Seventh » Jul 31st, '09, 10:47

For some reason this thread appeared in the search for a review on kevlar IT......Anyway

Chuck Norris once kicked a rock, we now call that rock the Moon. :D

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Postby Lenoir » Jul 31st, '09, 10:56

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T NEED TWITTER. HE'S ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU!

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Postby Replicant » Jul 31st, '09, 12:00

Chuck Norris doesn't do roundhouse kicks. The world revolves around his kicks.

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Postby A J Irving » Jul 31st, '09, 12:20

Chuck Norris eats 5 Weetabix for breakfast! Every day!

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Postby Gary Dickson » Jul 31st, '09, 13:03

Chuck Norris is not as hard as Bruce Lee. :twisted:

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Postby Lenoir » Jul 31st, '09, 18:54

Gary Dickson wrote:Chuck Norris is not as hard as Bruce Lee. :twisted:


The scene where Bruce Lee breaks his neck, made him the highest paid actor of all time.

They paid him every dollar ever made and Bruce had to be killed at a later date.

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Postby Ant » Jul 31st, '09, 21:00

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now... The Islands.

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Postby Gary Dickson » Jul 31st, '09, 22:55

Yeah, but if he was a real man he would have kicked Bruce's *rse and took the money anyway. Let's face it, Chuck Norris is an actor which makes him a fag, albeit a heterosexual one.

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Postby dat8962 » Aug 1st, '09, 09:57

Bruce Lee well and truly kicked Norris' *rse and

I bet Norris couldn't resist chewing a fruit pastille

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Postby trickyricky » Sep 24th, '09, 01:54

Chuck Norris didnt get stuck to his chair by Derren Brown on Friday because Chuck Norris never needs to rest.



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Postby DragunX5 » Sep 24th, '09, 12:46

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice!!! :shock:

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Postby SamD465 » Sep 24th, '09, 18:47

Everyone has a skeleton in thier closet... Chuck Norris has 38,754 :shock:

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Postby trickyricky » Sep 25th, '09, 00:44

Chuck Norris can bend coins just by shouting at them.

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