Every so often I meet people who genuinely think that Van Helsing was a good, if not brilliant film. I knew one guy who said it was the best film he ever saw. It was the most atrocious piece of s* that I've ever had the misfortune to sit through.
When my wife and I have seen a bad film, Van Helsing is the benchmark we use to determine how bad it was. Nothing has ever come close to it.
I have seen several dire movies before (I've seen Pretty Woman twice and Dirty Dancing at least once under duress) but only Van Helsing has had me swearing out loud in a cinema before. I actually sat through the whole film because I mistakenly thought that it might get better as no film studio would really put out such a piece of p***.
I was wrong.
There wasn't even an apology at the end.
