Magus wrote:mark lewis wrote:It's OK. I have found it. It is the only clip of this routine in action as far as I am aware. And Roger, as I mentioned, has left out quite a few gags which I have now reminded him of.
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Very entertaining, do any of the kids ever run up and pick it up off the floor for you?

This will indeed occur to them but I deter them by putting up barbed wire across the performing area. If by chance I have forgotten to bring the barbed wire I tell them before the show even starts that there is an invisible magic line and if they cross it the magic won't work. This keeps them in line (no pun intended) and in fact if a kid dares to cross it the other kids will often reprimand him or her. I suppose they are resentful that if they can't cross it then they don't want one of the others to cross it either. If the kids don't tell them then I will by gently saying with a touch of mock exasperation, "You crossed the magic line. The magic won't work if you cross the magic line". Of course when you get a kid up to help you will get some busybody child in the audience complaining that the volunteer has crossed the magic line. No doubt the little brat will grow up to be a government bureaucrat. When that happens I merely brush it off saying, "It is OK if someone comes up to help"
Instead of an imaginary line you can use a piece of coloured rope or ribbon which is probably better. I can't be bothered.
Here is another tip to prevent kids getting too close. When you set up your show put your table forward and when the kids sit down of course they will be too near to you. But you now move your table back when you start the show thus giving yourself more room. If despite this, you find yourself in a situation where the kids are just too close then try this. Say, "Let's see who can move back the fastest". They love the challenge and they move back en masse instantly. If you don't do this it will be a devil of a job to get the kids to move back.
I should really write a book about this stuff.