which of these two symbols won a race
& i
The '&' won because the 'and is quicker than the i'
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by Stephen Ward » May 25th, '06, 00:43
which of these two symbols won a race
& i
The '&' won because the 'and is quicker than the i'
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by dat8962 » May 25th, '06, 19:16
Jeeze
and I thought that MINE were bad
and I thought that MINE were bad
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It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by dat8962 » May 25th, '06, 21:55
it appears that a few of you don;t get my humour on the self tying shoe laces post though 
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It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by Stephen Ward » May 25th, '06, 21:56
I get your joke Dat, the 'what' i posted was a reference to the comment made after it
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by Stephen Ward » May 26th, '06, 13:14
keep it up everyone
I know a magician who's hobby is sawing people in half. Just seen his half brother and half sister.
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by MagicIain » May 26th, '06, 13:31
This joke was told to me by a 9 year old, on stage, into a microphone, in front of 400 people.
Who invented the glass bra?
Seymour Tit!
We still carried on with weekly the joke competition, but did take one complaint...
Who invented the glass bra?
Seymour Tit!
We still carried on with weekly the joke competition, but did take one complaint...
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by Beardy » May 26th, '06, 16:11
lol! - classic!
what do you call a chav on the moon? a problem!
what do you call 2 chavs on the moon? a problem!
what do you call 3 chavs on the moon? a problem!
what do you call all the chavs on the moon? problem solved!
what do you call a chav on the moon? a problem!
what do you call 2 chavs on the moon? a problem!
what do you call 3 chavs on the moon? a problem!
what do you call all the chavs on the moon? problem solved!
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"That was mightily impressive - I have absolutely no clue how you did that" - Tim Minchin
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by Pcwizme » May 26th, '06, 19:11
3 chavs were in a vauxal nova when it drove off beachy head and all the occupants died,
Why is this a shame??
Cos a nova holds 4!
Why is this a shame??
Cos a nova holds 4!
PCWIZME thats me!!
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by Beardy » May 26th, '06, 21:03
lol - chav jokes alert!
what do you call a chav in a box? innit!
what do you call a chav locked up? safe!
what do you call a chav reading a book? word!
two chavs in a car, the music isn't playing. who is driving? the police!
two chavs get married...who is the bride? the one in the white trancksuit bottoms!
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lol
what do you call a chav in a box? innit!
what do you call a chav locked up? safe!
what do you call a chav reading a book? word!
two chavs in a car, the music isn't playing. who is driving? the police!
two chavs get married...who is the bride? the one in the white trancksuit bottoms!
:S
lol
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by Tomo » May 27th, '06, 00:09
Ah, comedy. I see...
Did you know that on TV, you can say "I pricked my finger", but not the other way around... I saw this advert for a laxative the other day, and it said "works while you sleep." I don't know about you, but that scares me. I like to lie in...
It's your fault you're reading this nonsense, you know. I only wrote it, but you're daft enough to read it!
Did you know that on TV, you can say "I pricked my finger", but not the other way around... I saw this advert for a laxative the other day, and it said "works while you sleep." I don't know about you, but that scares me. I like to lie in...
It's your fault you're reading this nonsense, you know. I only wrote it, but you're daft enough to read it!
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by Farlsborough » May 28th, '06, 18:49
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused.
Here's my current fave joke: Linford Christie walks into a prejudice-ridden golf club and asks to join. The old boy at reception says, "Awfully sorry, but we don't let black people in, what. There's a very similar club 10 minutes down the road, they do let black people join."
Linford says, "But do you know who I am?! I'm Linford Christie!"
Old boy says, "Oh, ok, very well then... 2 minutes down the road."
And, one my friend told me recently, say it to yourself because it's kinda phonetic...
A rabbi stands at a bus stop. A black guy walks up to him and says, "when's the next bus due?" The rabbi replies "Ten past four, ma nigga."
The accused.
Here's my current fave joke: Linford Christie walks into a prejudice-ridden golf club and asks to join. The old boy at reception says, "Awfully sorry, but we don't let black people in, what. There's a very similar club 10 minutes down the road, they do let black people join."
Linford says, "But do you know who I am?! I'm Linford Christie!"
Old boy says, "Oh, ok, very well then... 2 minutes down the road."
And, one my friend told me recently, say it to yourself because it's kinda phonetic...
A rabbi stands at a bus stop. A black guy walks up to him and says, "when's the next bus due?" The rabbi replies "Ten past four, ma nigga."
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