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by **Tomo** » Jul 3rd, '06, 22:45

I liked the one about Beckham taking a thermos flask to training and someone asking him what it was. "Well, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," he explained. When asked what was in it, he replied "Beef casserole and some ice cream for pudding."

by **Lash** » Jul 4th, '06, 02:14

a dawarf medium escaped prison last night and police are looking for...
a small medium at large.
:

That's funny. My friend Terry Evanswood always says that when he counts out the three ropes for Professor's Nightmare.

by **Lash** » Jul 4th, '06, 02:18

Okay, how about this one...

What happened to the skeleton that fell in the swamp?

He got soaked to the bone.

by **magicmonkey** » Jul 10th, '06, 00:26

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same!

(tell it to a drunk, walk away)

by **dat8962** » Jul 10th, '06, 19:29

GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY I FOUND THAT FUNNY

by **Blumunky** » Jul 10th, '06, 19:39

Were you drunk???

sorry, it says 'A' drunk, not someone who is drunk, doesnt it... :oops:

wasn't trying to call you a drunk Dat...

by **mattmagic** » Jul 10th, '06, 19:42

whats pink and fluffy???

pink fluff

by **Tomo** » Jul 10th, '06, 19:44

It's not a joke, but I was in The Works this morning and they had a Salvador Dali paint-by-numbers kit of "Persistance of Memory" (the melting clocks thingy). I nearly bought it until I realised it contained paint and brushes and not giraffes and string.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to stand in a bath, the other to fill the bath with brightly coloured machine tools.

Fish!

by **Lash** » Jul 10th, '06, 19:57

Okay, here's another bad one...

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

by **magicdiscoman** » Jul 10th, '06, 20:01

ok whats brown and sticky.

.........

a stick :oops:

by **Blumunky** » Jul 10th, '06, 20:28

whats round and orange???

and orange, :roll:

by **dat8962** » Jul 10th, '06, 20:45

Were you drunk???

Unfortunately not but working on it :lol:

Real Madrid 2 - Surreal Madrid Fish

by **mattmagic** » Jul 10th, '06, 21:13

Two cannibals are eating a magician. One says to the other: "Does this taste tricky to you?"

by **iummydd** » Jul 10th, '06, 21:25

Ever heard the one about the man from Nantucket ? :lol:

by **Tomo** » Jul 10th, '06, 21:28

iummydd wrote:Ever heard the one about the man from Nantucket ?

He lost his teeth in a bucket?

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