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Lady of Mystery wrote:men are shallow and unromantic

Be fair, it takes a lot of effort for us to reach that standard.....

God, women have such weird expectations. If they admit it though, they want a REAL MAN, not some romantic ponse.

...there's an advert for beer that I love on the telephone boxes at the moment:

"Budweiser Silver Bullet - because her birthday present didn't buy itself"

Your ladies need to get you lot better trained

Lady of Mystery wrote:Your ladies need to get you lot better trained

My lady is quite happy, as it happens She's got exactly what she wanted.

Marvell wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:Your ladies need to get you lot better trained

My lady is quite happy, as it happens She's got exactly what she wanted.

Cant say musnt say it...mucho trouble if i did...... wont say it.

..ah, i've often wondered why when women marry, they spend years changing their man - then a few years more, they divorce them saying they're no longer the man they married...

i reckon nowadays women are getting lazy...i've not been out with one these past couple of years that can cook or even bother to clean up after me that well!

abraxus wrote:i reckon nowadays women are getting lazy...i've not been out with one these past couple of years that can cook or even bother to clean up after me that well!

Now that's been comming for a while

well I can cook and always do at home, he just has to do the washing up. I've got him doing the hoovering, washing and now he cleans the bathroom. I also manage to get taken out for a meal once a week. The training's comming on just nicely here.

Lady of Mystery! you've reddened my cheek...

so...you cook, and....erm....that's it?!

maybe a modicum of dusting, or at least, leaving the windows open in high winds...

ah, train men like dogs, expect men to behave like dogs...i hope he doesnt rub his bottom on the carpet that's all i'll say...

can you ask him to come on here one day so i can offer him some obviously much needed counselling?

Marvell wrote:My lady is quite happy, as it happens She's got exactly what she wanted.

did you buy her some new saucepans?

abraxus wrote:

Marvell wrote:My lady is quite happy, as it happens She's got exactly what she wanted.

did you buy her some new saucepans?

I was wrong, a slap's too good

I'm not going to get into a "I need to change my partner", "so why did you marry them in the first place" type discussion. Nor am I a fan of slagging off partners who are not here to defend themselves.

Shall we stick to the jokes?

eh? thought we were just joking? news to me otherwise...

abraxus wrote:eh? thought we were just joking? news to me otherwise...

hmmm me too.

My bad then