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Awww great to hear that they're all ok

Where I went wrong was handling the babies, as soon as I did that, mummy hamster thought they'd make a tastey dinner

Yeah thats right you get your smell onto them and mummy thinks they're ill so they become lunch. Your meant to lift them out with a spoon if you must lift them out.

I kept one of them for myself, because he has known me since birth he is really used to me. He'll come over to me and settle himself on my shoulders. (Listen to me I sound like a hamster expert)

Wills wrote:I kept one of them for myself, because he has known me since birth he is really used to me. He'll come over to me and settle himself on my shoulders. (Listen to me I sound like a hamster expert)

awww that's so sweet!

I didn't realise that I wasn't meant to touch them (I was only 8 at the time) even though mum told me not to. I was heart broken when I found out that I'd caused them to die, I only wanted to give them some love

ALERT:

This thread is becoming too pink and fluffy

I must be sick but I find it hilarious that a hamster would have babies and then eat them. I must watch that sometime. I also must watch a cat giving birth cause I heard they eat the placenta.

I've told you Seige, pink and fluffyness will take over the world, you can't fight it

Misanthropy wrote:I also must watch a cat giving birth cause I heard they eat the placenta.

Lots of animals do, so do quite a few human cultures, it's a very rich source of iron and nutriants. Which you need after giving birth

This should turn it back:

On Monday I saw a pigeon pop under the wheel on a van.

Not exactly green but red, feathery and slightly slimey. And it did make a popping sound too. Like an inflated crisp packet

OK, let's try and bring this back to G&S...

It's raining outside and it's cold. Nothing too bad there, except the fact that I wanted to leave my car open to dry out after yesterday's G&S episode.

Also, somewhere along the lines today, I've stepped in dog poo, and try as I might, I can't shift it off my Merrell walking boots. The grip pattern underneath seems to be a poo magnet.

I keep getting a hot waft of poo as the fans on the computer bring hot air from under my desk.

Yuk. Green, slimey and generally pooooo.

Well, I went into town this afternoon to pick up some bits and bobs. Went to Tescos Metro and saw an old girlfriend from 20 years ago. I decided to say hello, but try as I might I couldn't find her again to "bump into" and have a chat, so I went to the check out and there she was. But the next till was empty to I had to use that, then thought better of saying hi. Hmmm.

Then I went to Smiths. There were a couple of people in front of me. Suddenly the girl on the checkout went to get a gift certificate or something and didn't come back for ten minutes. Grrr...

Next, I wanted to put a US cheque in the bank, but the queue was about 10 deep, so that didn't happen.

Not a very fluffy afternoon, but I'm going out tonight to see a local band with a lot of very nice women who like me messing with their minds, so that should be fun.

My partner just got a job which means she has to work every other weekend.

"The A-hole who spammed this wonderful forum isn't banned yet. "

That was fixed up quite quickly.

that was very green and incredibly slimey.
I feel your pain siege, you had a lot of cleaning to do this morning.
I didn't realise that a name change was possible. he was first of all captain-obvious (obnoxious morelike) and then, well you saw his new name this morning I'm sure, siege.

It wasn't really any pain.

We've had FAR worse, don't worry. This was a very amateur spamming job.

All that pains me is that inviduals have that much time on their hands to do all that, when they could be doing something constructive.

I'm green and slimey today after a heck of a drive—Brighton and back in one day on Saturday, and then another 300 miles yesterday.

Not so much green and slimey actually, more 'grey and deflated'.

seige wrote:Not so much green and slimey actually, more 'grey and deflated'.

Crikey, Brighton's a fair trek for you all in one day!
I hear these can be of use for greyor deflated