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Can you not save the picture and paste it into a word document?

That way you could look at it whilst typing...


So far, I am somewhat impressed, although it must be said that some of that could apply to just about everyone really.
Still, thank you for saying I have interesting palms

Please stop complaining otherwise I will charge you big bucks for the reading. I am having enough trouble figuring out this computer c*** (not the best) without having to field scepticism at the same time.

I have no idea what a "word document" is and have no idea how to look at pictures while typing. I am not bloody psychic you know. Ahem........ignore that last sentence. Slip of the tongue.

With regard to your sceptical remarks I am reminded of an old crone called Madam Grey in Dublin whose method of dealing with sceptics was to yell at them and say "you are a thorn in the side of Madam Grey. Be gone with you and never darken my door again!" She would then send them packing with a flea in their ear.

I never liked that method. It didn't pay well. I much prefer to take their money and give them a mediocre reading. Serves them right.

Now you may say that it could apply to anyone. It doesn't. It applies to you because your heart line is in a bloody mess. In fact I think you may have had a break up lately. I may be wrong because this is not an exact science but that is what it looks like.

However I will continue when I have figured out a better way to do this. Incidentally your hand shows lots of people around you giving you advice and you wish they would all shut up and mind their own business. Possibly relatives. Certainly older people.

It is useless. I cannot concentrate. I sense unbelievers. I cannot deal with unbelievers and computer technology at the same time. I am also tired.

I shall return.

A break up? No. Severe troubles this year? Most definitely.
I am indeed impressed

Also (this is VERY non-specific and I am most impressed) I am having a LOT of trouble with "good advice" from people. Every adult around me has some "advice" to offer and I do want them all to shut up and let me find my own way...
I shall be silent on the "scepticism" front.

And I sincerely thank you for taking the time to do a reading on me.
I am honoured

If you'd like any help on a few ideas of how to both see and type, feel free to PM and I will send some ideas explained clearly to you. No knowledge of computers will be necessary

can you not just print them out.

I tried printing it but it ended in disaster and a waste of paper. I won't be doing that again.

I shall just use the back button and hope for the best. Let me get this over with. I am bloody sick of it already. Here is the deal for anyone else that wants it done.

Send me a cheque for 20 quid. Include a photocopy of your palm or one of those scan things. Do not press too hard on the glass if you are making a photocopy. I have to see the lines and I don't want them squashed up. I will examine the print and do a 10 to 15 minute reading on cassette tape. The reading cost will include the tape and postage from Canada. Mail to the UK from Canada is extremely rapid. Only two or three days. My address is on my website at www.marklewisentertainment.com

Now to business. The way it works in palmistry is that the right hand is the major hand and represents everyday life. The left hand represents the past and inherited characteristics. If the client is left handed then we have to do it the other way round.

Ecko Zero has a strong girdle of venus which means increased sensitivity. His feelings can easily be hurt although he would not always want to show it. It is a very strong line in the hand if the person is creative and artistic but it can often be a hindrance in daily life because it makes the person a little bit too sensitive.

As I have already remarked his heart line is in a bit of a mess. The heart line represents love and emotional matters. Also family. He does have a good strong heart line which would indicate eventual happiness in the area of love for him. He will not be alone in his old age and will be surrounded by family and friends. However it is very evident to me that he has learned the hard way in love and it has not always run smoothly for him. The line is jagged at the moment (the lines change in appearance over the months and years-they do not remain constant) which would indicate to me that he is not at the high point in his love life at the moment.

He would be at a point in love where he may be revaluating things and wondering whether or not he is going on the right path. Only he can decide that but I do have a feeling that whatever he decides will turn out to be correct.

He has what is known as the Humanitarian Heart Line. This does not mean he is a humanitarian. It just means that the line is horizontal and that is what it is called when it goes like that. Don't ask me why. It does mean that he bottles up his feelings. He likes people but does not want to get crowded in. As I have already stated I can see lots of people giving him advice and he wishes they would shut up and mind their own business.

On the other hand (no pun intended) I do see that someone gave him advice when he was very young which has influenced him even now. I am not sure he always used to take it but it was advice that was well meant.

He does have something watching over him. Some psychics say that the protection line (known as the Sister line in palmistry) represents God watching over him, other psychics would say that it is a spirit guide (I do not believe in spirit guides). As previously stated I believe it usually means someone has passed away not necessarily recently but more often than not this is the case. That person is still around him in a good way, not a bad way. Someone can be in the next room. You can't see them but you know they are there. That person would still be there and would look in on him from time to time.

If it isn't a person then it would be some spiritual being like God or something similar.

All the above was done from memory. Now I will have to go and locate the picture. One moment please.

This computer method is a very awkward way to do a reading if I may say so. And I do. It is a bloody nuisance.

But to continue: I find his head line interesting. It does show someone very intelligent although when he was younger this may not have been appreciated at the time. Or to put it another way I don't think he or perhaps someone else gave him credit for his own ability.

I may be wrong here since if I knew everything I could win the Lotto but there are some indications of upheaval in childhood. Perhaps it was a family matter or maybe it was just sickness in childhood. This part is not too clear.

I do see a close shave in the past. Maybe it was nearly an accident or maybe it was an illness. However he did live to tell the tale. Of course sometimes we can be in danger and we know nothing about it. For example he was walking under something and it was about to fall on him but didn't happen and he walked on and knew nothing about it. Yet the stronger feeling I have is of something happening that he does know something about.

He seems to be quite a worrier. On the base of the thumb he has loads of stress lines. He seems to worry about this and worry about that. If he had nothing to worry about he would worry that he was overlooking something to worry about. He can cope with the major calamities of life - it is the small things that get him down. He is a little bit like the oak tree in the field that can withstand the thunder, the lightning, the storms but it is the little insects that get to the wood and bring the tree down. He seems to be a bit like that but the good news is that his worries will get less in the future.

He is very independent and does not like to be told what to do by other people. If someone tells him what to do he will do the opposite even if he knows that the other person is right. On the other hand he needs someone around to tell him what to do just so he can ignore them.

He is very easy to get along with if people treat him right but if you rub him up the wrong way he can certainly dig his toes in. That is good because it means that people will not walk all over him.

Any money that will come to him will be through his own efforts rather than what is given to him. There will be no long lost uncles in South America to give him money.

There are times however when he can be quite a good spender. He sees something he likes and will buy it and think about it afterwards. However when he really needs to he can reign his spending in and can be shrewd over money when he needs to be.

He is certainly less trusting than he used to be. I think he has been let down in the past and this has affected his judgement about people. He tends to be outspoken and impulsive although not as much as he used to be.

I shall take a rest here and finish this reading later. I need to study the palm a little more. I can't see the fingers properly in the scan so I shall have to be careful how I interpret them.

I thoroughly look forward to the latter part of this reading Reverend Lewis!

Ecko Zero has a strong girdle of venus which means increased sensitivity. His feelings can easily be hurt although he would not always want to show it. It is a very strong line in the hand if the person is creative and artistic but it can often be a hindrance in daily life because it makes the person a little bit too sensitive.

Yes, I can often be offended by silly little things that people say, and often, I will fight back against the offence and the person who has caused it, which makes sometimes a little defensive too...

As I have already remarked his heart line is in a bit of a mess. The heart line represents love and emotional matters. Also family. He does have a good strong heart line which would indicate eventual happiness in the area of love for him. He will not be alone in his old age and will be surrounded by family and friends. However it is very evident to me that he has learned the hard way in love and it has not always run smoothly for him. The line is jagged at the moment (the lines change in appearance over the months and years-they do not remain constant) which would indicate to me that he is not at the high point in his love life at the moment.

Possibly not. Currently dealing with some serious issues regarding the love life...

He would be at a point in love where he may be revaluating things and wondering whether or not he is going on the right path. Only he can decide that but I do have a feeling that whatever he decides will turn out to be correct.

The point has passed.
But recently.

It does mean that he bottles up his feelings. He likes people but does not want to get crowded in. As I have already stated I can see lots of people giving him advice and he wishes they would shut up and mind their own business.

Ah yes... the old bottling up of emtions. Something I'm rather good at. Years of practice I must say. As previously mentioned, yes, everyone seems to want to offer their advice at the moment... most annoying.

On the other hand (no pun intended) I do see that someone gave him advice when he was very young which has influenced him even now. I am not sure he always used to take it but it was advice that was well meant.

When I was younger someone gave me a cracking piece of advice. And being young and foolish, I overlooked it and wrote it off as ridiculous. In recent years I have indeed picked up on it again. Another good catch!

He does have something watching over him. Some psychics say that the protection line (known as the Sister line in palmistry) represents God watching over him, other psychics would say that it is a spirit guide (I do not believe in spirit guides). As previously stated I believe it usually means someone has passed away not necessarily recently but more often than not this is the case. That person is still around him in a good way, not a bad way. Someone can be in the next room. You can't see them but you know they are there. That person would still be there and would look in on him from time to time.

If it isn't a person then it would be some spiritual being like God or something similar.

Someone passed away just last year. A very trying time for me, but he's always around in thought and memory. As a matter of fact i was thinkng of him today...
And also, as a Christian, it's entirely possible that the being is God

mark lewis wrote:I find his head line interesting. It does show someone very intelligent although when he was younger this may not have been appreciated at the time. Or to put it another way I don't think he or perhaps someone else gave him credit for his own ability.

Ah, the years of being put down at school...

I may be wrong here since if I knew everything I could win the Lotto but there are some indications of upheaval in childhood. Perhaps it was a family matter or maybe it was just sickness in childhood. This part is not too clear.

I am unsure of your wording here Mark... perhaps I would benefit from someone providing an interpretation? My own draws confusion

I do see a close shave in the past. Maybe it was nearly an accident or maybe it was an illness. However he did live to tell the tale. Of course sometimes we can be in danger and we know nothing about it. For example he was walking under something and it was about to fall on him but didn't happen and he walked on and knew nothing about it. Yet the stronger feeling I have is of something happening that he does know something about.

I nearly died...

He seems to be quite a worrier. On the base of the thumb he has loads of stress lines. He seems to worry about this and worry about that. If he had nothing to worry about he would worry that he was overlooking something to worry about. He can cope with the major calamities of life - it is the small things that get him down. He is a little bit like the oak tree in the field that can withstand the thunder, the lightning, the storms but it is the little insects that get to the wood and bring the tree down. He seems to be a bit like that but the good news is that his worries will get less in the future.

Oh I do hope so. The stress is enough of a pain in the *rse as it is. The insomnia that comes with it is worse...

He is very independent and does not like to be told what to do by other people. If someone tells him what to do he will do the opposite even if he knows that the other person is right. On the other hand he needs someone around to tell him what to do just so he can ignore them.

Not quite to those extremes, but I am independant. And very stubborn too... Whilst I will not always do the opposite, it has not been unknown. Usually to chimes of "I told you so"...

He is very easy to get along with if people treat him right but if you rub him up the wrong way he can certainly dig his toes in. That is good because it means that people will not walk all over him.

I love it That is VERY true of me. If you're on my right side, you'll love me. Get on my wrong side, and I become a rather different beast

Any money that will come to him will be through his own efforts rather than what is given to him. There will be no long lost uncles in South America to give him money.

That part is not so good. Will I eventually make lots of money however?

There are times however when he can be quite a good spender. He sees something he likes and will buy it and think about it afterwards. However when he really needs to he can reign his spending in and can be shrewd over money when he needs to be.

Indeed!

He is certainly less trusting than he used to be. I think he has been let down in the past and this has affected his judgement about people. He tends to be outspoken and impulsive although not as much as he used to be.

Very much so. I used to trust everyone over everything. Nowadays, less so. I had some bad stuff going on in Sixth Form... not quite sure how to shake it off...



I am suitably impressed Mark! I look forward to the rest of the reading.
I was unaware the fingers were important to palm readings If you'd like me to, I can make another scan which will have better quality finger imprints on...

One final point. Would an "interesting" life (lots of stuff going on, many illnesses, family troubles etc) lead to "interesting" palms...?
You mentioned that I have interesting palms... and several people have mentioned I have had an "interesting" life...

I will finish this tomorrow. There is no need to do a finger scan. I can see enough of them.

To clarify one or two points I do believe that you will be financially successful because there is a money triangle on the hand. However you will have to work for it. Some effort. However it is good to keep busy because it will stop you getting stressed out all the time. "You must lose yourself in action lest you wither in despair"

Regarding the possible upheaval in childhood I am not sure what this is. I suspect it is conflict in the family. Some disagreement around relatives when you were younger is the vibe I get. Of course I may be wrong. This type of thing is like looking through frosted glass. You get glimpses but you don't see everything. However all that is behind you now (if it was there in the first place). The future is more positive than the past.

Watch the stress though and count your blessings.

"I had the blues because I had no shoes
until upon the street I met a man with no feet"

Tonights sermon is over.

Reverend Mark Lewis
Free Spiritualist Church of Canada.

In which case, your vibe is indeed correct...

I must admit this is a fascinating subject as a science, and whilst I don't truly believe in it as a form of divination, I have utmost respect for what you are doing and will once again offer my thanks. Also, it is nice to hear some encouragement as to the future of my life.

I will try to watch the stress... I was curious as to whether the amount of stresslines I had were normal for my age... your reading would suggest not.
Anything you can reccomend for stress?

Ecko, it is great that Mark has agreed to do this for all to see, and equally great that you are cool with him describing your "reading" on a public forum. those of us keeping track of it have certainly found it interesting.

Edit: This was to be posted before Sir Lewis’s last reply. I am a little bit slow on the trigger there

EckoZero wrote:I am suitably impressed Mark! I look forward to the rest of the reading.
I was unaware the fingers were important to palm readings If you'd like me to, I can make another scan which will have better quality finger imprints on...

[Costas sneaks out from behind the curtain again and tipitoes over to Ecko (this time being very careful not to trip over Flash's ermm... equipment]While I am no psychic my friend, I have a strong feeling that it won't be necessary to do what you suggested! I believe the power of the psychic reverend Sir Lewis has grown even stronger, and I am sure he can now see your hands with more clarity than ever! He is a force to be reckoned with I tell you! [As Costas makes his way back to his hiding spot he trips over another object, this time being a pile of empty pint glasses thrown out from under the table by Flash and Tom. He waits and listens out for Mandrakes approaching footsteps... and when all seems safe he quickly assumes his position. Costas, now safe behind the curtain, still wishes that Sir Lewis had defined what those lines meant on his hand...]

all very fascinating...

..i would like to confirm that i do indeed have hairy mitts, and a rather attractive circular scar on the back of my hand...red wine+lit joss stick=strange burning sensation and pain...

Reverends Lewis and Browning - would either of you recommend buying one of those models of hands with the lines on them as a study-aid..or just use your own fleshy version?

hmm - looks like I was dead wrong about how this thread would turn out

gimmie time Taneuos...
(sorry, kidding)

very interesting. we are lucky that Mark and Eckozero have agreed to let us look over their shoulder as this unfolds. VERY interesting!

I don't normally let other people into a private session. I have even told people who are with the client who want to listen in to buzz off. They can listen to the tape afterwards if they want and the client allows them to.

Sometimes I relent where palmistry is concerned because it is more general. However nobody is allowed to listen in to a tarot reading under any circumstances because here I see things and I am often inhibited from saying what they are when other people are around. Besides Tarot readings are private and very personal.

Bobby Cat was wondering on another thread how it is possible to read the Tarot if the person is not there. I think he misunderstod me. Although it is possible to read tarot without the client's presence it is actually very difficult. With palmistry I don't even have to know who the person is. The palm itself will tell me everything. However with Tarot it is virtually impossible to do it without some idea who you are reading for. They don't necessarily have to be in my presence but I do have to know who they are.

Even in a mail order tarot reading I insist on a photo (returnable) and three questions. I return the photo and do a half hour reading for the person on cassette tape.
If any of you want that done it will cost you 40 quid. I also need your date of birth so I can do a bit of Chinese Numerology while I am at it. You can get my address from my website at www.marklewisentertainment.com

Even if you don't believe in this stuff the reading will help you if you want to study it so that you can do readings yourself. However when doing readings you have a responsibility to bear when dealing with people who are sometimes vulnerable.

I believe the most powerful combination of a reading system is to do the palm followed by the tarot. It is indeed possible to do tarot alone without palmistry and many people do. However I find it personally more difficult. A tarot reading in a face to face situation is extremely powerful once I have read the palm first.

I did put out a psychic home study course some time ago and it is little known among magicians yet it is the best information in the industry. You will see all sorts of books and tapes discussed on magic forums which purport to teach how to do this type of thing and yet the greatest source of all is never mentioned. Me.

I will tell you all about my wondrous course later. Right now I must tune into the universe to see what other dark secrets emanate from Cambridgeshire.

I am still tired but will do my best.