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Dominick wrote:I ordered a DVD 11 days ago and still a no show. I'm seriously considering a nasty e-mail to E about this, too.

I ordered a book from Amazon in August and they still haven't sent it! It's a pretty common book too.

I preordered the Criss Angel book on October 1st when it was being released on the 3rd then I got a email saying it would take between 4 and 6 weeks so I cancelled and then on the website it says its out already but below that it says 30th November 2006 and on the american amazon it says May 2007

I have never had a problem with royal mail! Dont know what you are all talking about!

I could moan all day long about how c*** (not the best) my job is, but i cant be bothered to type it all out!

Instead, im going to moan about kids! Over the last 2 days, ive had 4 kids, all about 12, add me to msn, and start trying to bribe me to take them with me when i meet WH (a whole £33!), or asking if i can get him to sign EVERY card in a deck! Erm....no! Sure, its something that they want really badly, but havent they been brought up better to know not to ask strangers to meet up with them? Especially over the internet? When you've only spoke to them for 2 days???

Sorry, this thing is driving me crazy! But at least theres somewhere to vent! Thanks JordanC!

Over the last 2 days, ive had 4 kids, all about 12

You gave birth to 12 yr olds ha ha ha LOL

I couldnt possibly have kids, im allergic to them.

ah-choo, ah- choo

Well at least your twelev yr old ( like my daughter) doesnt have a 14 yr old sexually active boyfriend who wants to sleep with them..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want all postmen to now deliver on Sundays just so I can get my black widow tomorrow!

Jordan C wrote:ah-choo, ah- choo

Well at least your twelev yr old ( like my daughter) doesnt have a 14 yr old sexually active boyfriend who wants to sleep with them..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's Cambridgeshire for you ...

Seriously, that's a tough one. I suppose firearms are out of the question?

Have you ever seen Bad Boys II? Where that guy comes to the door asking for his daughter and they scare the livng **** out of him? That was so funny! You should do that!

Sorry, but i'll jump in about the royal mail too. Andrew Mayne's company sent me Ghost Vision 3 times and it didnt show up!!!! Fourth replacement finally got to me on thursday

Jordan C wrote:ah-choo, ah- choo

Well at least your twelev yr old ( like my daughter) doesnt have a 14 yr old sexually active boyfriend who wants to sleep with them..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It really is amazing just how scared teenage boys are of being separated from their wotsit. The knife you brandish needn't be exactly offensive as such, just sharp enough to hack away until he sings falsetto and you have a nice new bespoke leather tobacco pouch. If you're sure to point it out to him in fairly robust terms, I'm sure the little tyke will see sense

Miss Manners is unwell. I'm filling in...

....IT....

I had to "unthread" 4 feet of IT (not too bad but...) it ripped so I have to unthread some more (still not too bad but a pain in the butt none-the-less) and now I have to make a l*** using e**s**c IT (very hard for those who know what I'm talking about).


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It really is amazing just how scared teenage boys are of being separated from their wotsit.

Do you have one of those finger chopping things? It will seem specially designed. I think there was a scene in Mississippi (sp?) burning where a guy threatend to use a kinfe in that manner. Might be helpful for tips.

As for moaning, my badly designed bed has ended up with one leg bent to a right angle (simply from sitting on the bed when I play PS2!) so now it rocks and I sleep on a slope.

Very amusing comments about my daughter..... I may well get one of those choppers and scare him LOL........ "Imagine if you would that this here carrot is your todger..... now you saw how that just cut clean thru.... well now imagine your baby making equipment in there" LMAO!!

I have to be fair to them...... they've apparently discussed it and it won't happen til prom night.... when she's 15!! Worst thought is they do it sooner but at least for now they're being mature........ but lets say they did by time of 14.... It went wrong...... I'd be a grandad at 34...... the only thing that consoles me bout that is her mum would be a gran at 32 PMSL!!!

Oh and by the way...... she lives with her mum in north norfolk!!! And yeah, you can say that's norfolk for ya lol...... at least it's not her brother though hey LOL!!!

You know what teenagers are like. They probably won't even be together then.